Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi To Retrain Suspended UK Medical Doctors , Nurses , Dental Surgeons and Pharmacists . . .

NewsFlash ::: It is publicly announced that Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) is to henceforth openly accept applications from Medical Doctors who have been suspended (or permanently struck off) by the General Medical Council (GMC) of the United Kingdom ; together with other embattled Healthcare Professionals like Dental Surgeons , Nurses , Pharmacists and Physiotherapists.

Disclosing the Sensational News at the Weekend , the Eminent RCAM Provost and CEO , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) suavely averred :

" Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) fundamentally believes that Suspended Medical Doctors (and other embattled Healthcare Professionals) are an exceedingly valuable economic resource which commercially needs to be comprehensively tapped into ; as many of such individuals have already cost almost half a million dollars to statutorily put through Medical School - and can therefore very easily be ethically retrained in Evidence Based Alternative Medicine (EBAM) for the ultimate benefit of the General Public.

If the British Government foolishly chooses to wastefully send such Premium Healthcare Professionals to the Scrapheap for relatively trivial alleged violations, then Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) will have no other option but to eclectically pick these Exceedingly Precious Folk up from the Scrapheap ; and ultimately attempt to turn them into Healthy Living Gurus ".

All Interested Candidates are ethically advised to expediently visit the Official RCAM Website at www.ClinicalSchool.org , where they can fully complete the Online Contact Form for further details.

Dr Joseph Obi Boosts Wellness FM Viewing Figures With Landmark Charity Project In Aid Of Poor African Clinics . . .

Controversial Alternative Medicine Doctor and Black British Human Rights Campaigner , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , is soon set to charitably put his wealth of Medical Knowledge to humanitarian use , every Sunday Night at Midnight (GMT) , effective from the Summer of 2009 ; exclusively on the Award Winning YouTube Wellness FM Channel ( at YouTube.com/WellnessFM ).

Sensational News of his confirmed participation has just sharply sent Wellness FM Viewing Figures through the roof ; dramatically resulting in a totally unexpected entry into the YouTube Top 100 Honours List.

We shall ethically endeavour to keep you fully updated , as soon as the Video Cameras really start to roll in earnest.


Best Wishes,


International Press Office

Dr Joseph Obi Wins Again !

Financier of the Alternative Medicine Fights Back Campaign , Dr Joseph Obi , has maverickly brushed aside recent attempts to discredit him based on GMC Sponsored News Articles.

Speaking in Belfast where he is currently enjoying a wonderful weekend he said :

" When I was told that the Enemies of Alternative Medicine had recruited 5000 (Five Thousand) Bloggers to write rubbish about me 24 hours a day , ( every single day of the year ) , I said OK . . . Let's wait and see precisely what they will say . . . (Because in my view , it is a perfectly Good Military Tactic to sit back and watch them all come creeping out of the woodwork , so that I know precisely what their capabilities are).


So they came all creeping out like Vermin . . . All 5000 of them. They Googled . They Wriggled. They Spat. They Cursed . . . and They Left.

Now , after speedreading almost everything that they have written , and also carefully analyzing their strategies , I have reached the simple conclusion that their plan has massively backfired ; as all that their 5000 Blogposts have done is provide me with even more ammunition for my Multiple Lawsuits . . . both against the Hosting Company of the Defamatory Blog Itself and the General Medical Council.

The bottomline in all this is pure and simple : The 5000 have achieved absolutely nothing . . . and both the Hosting Company and the GMC will tearfully pick up the bill.


The fact that a gruesome set of GMC Sponsored Articles were written about me many years ago by Racist Bunch of Tuppeny Journalists does not make it a fact in law ; especially when the very person who they wrote about was never ever charged with any offence whatsoever.


I have absolutely no criminal record or criminal convictions whatsover . . . and anyone who implies otherwise should be firmly made to pay the supreme price for their actions. . . and that is why they are all so worried that my Legal Team is going after them all ; because they know that when we do eventually catch them , they will certainly not escape their due punishment.


So leave everything to me . . . All 5000 of them can go and colonize the whole of Google if they like , but mark my words : None of them will escape Justice - wherever they may be.


This is probably going to be the easiest £10 Million which I am ever going to make in my lifetime : Infact, I am seriously loving every single minute of it - Life couldn't possibly be any more sweeter than this ! "