Alternative Medicine Strongman , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has today staunchly defended the recent entry of HRH the Duchess of York into the UK Lifestyle Guru Arena.
Responding to questions in Dublin upon his return from an extended holiday abroad , Professor Obi said:
" There is far much more than enough work for all of us to eclectically do in the Healthy Living Arena - the more helpers we ultimately have , the better it will be for us all.
Her Royal Highness Sarah Duchess of York therefore has my full unflinching support in every single one of her noble endeavours.
Long may she reign . . . in her uphill battle against the UK Obesity Timebomb."
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi defends Sarah Ferguson , the Duchess of York
Saturday, January 26, 2008
Dr Joseph Obi Wins Again !
Financier of the Alternative Medicine Fights Back Campaign , Dr Joseph Obi , has maverickly brushed aside recent attempts to discredit him based on GMC Sponsored News Articles.
Speaking in Belfast where he is currently enjoying a wonderful weekend he said :
" When I was told that the Enemies of Alternative Medicine had recruited 5000 (Five Thousand) Bloggers to write rubbish about me 24 hours a day , ( every single day of the year ) , I said OK . . . Let's wait and see precisely what they will say . . . (Because in my view , it is a perfectly Good Military Tactic to sit back and watch them all come creeping out of the woodwork , so that I know precisely what their capabilities are).
So they came all creeping out like Vermin . . . All 5000 of them. They Googled . They Wriggled. They Spat. They Cursed . . . and They Left.
Now , after speedreading almost everything that they have written , and also carefully analyzing their strategies , I have reached the simple conclusion that their plan has massively backfired ; as all that their 5000 Blogposts have done is provide me with even more ammunition for my Multiple Lawsuits . . . both against the Hosting Company of the Defamatory Blog Itself and the General Medical Council.
The bottomline in all this is pure and simple : The 5000 have achieved absolutely nothing . . . and both the Hosting Company and the GMC will tearfully pick up the bill.
The fact that a gruesome set of GMC Sponsored Articles were written about me many years ago by Racist Bunch of Tuppeny Journalists does not make it a fact in law ; especially when the very person who they wrote about was never ever charged with any offence whatsoever.
I have absolutely no criminal record or criminal convictions whatsover . . . and anyone who implies otherwise should be firmly made to pay the supreme price for their actions. . . and that is why they are all so worried that my Legal Team is going after them all ; because they know that when we do eventually catch them , they will certainly not escape their due punishment.
So leave everything to me . . . All 5000 of them can go and colonize the whole of Google if they like , but mark my words : None of them will escape Justice - wherever they may be.
This is probably going to be the easiest £10 Million which I am ever going to make in my lifetime : Infact, I am seriously loving every single minute of it - Life couldn't possibly be any more sweeter than this ! "


