Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi Declares Victory Over General Medical Council . . .

Leader of Opposition against the General Medical Council , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has warmly advised UK Medical Doctors to eagerly prepare for what could possibly be their best year ever . . .


Speaking in Belfast , at the end of a Private Inspection Tour of an Alternative Medicine Facility , the Eminent Black British Human Rights Crusader delightfully said :


" 2007 was definitely one hell of a year for almost everybody , but it most very certainly still did have it's good points.

If there is one tough lesson which RemedyUK and all of the other Pressure Groups out there should have seriously learnt by now , it is the very simple fact Size does not really matter . . . at least when it comes to comprehensively getting your message directly across to the Corridors of Power in Downing Street.

What really counts is Stamina . . . "


When asked to clearly explain what he meant in a bit more detail , the Undisputed Doyen of Medical Politics diplomatically let out a few mischievious little chuckles before suavely continuing :

"When we started both of our Downing Street Petitions almost a year ago , someone in the GMC publicly boasted that we wouldn't get more than 2 Independently Validated Signatures - and that the whole GMC Abolition Campaign would sensationally collapse simply because (in their fickle-minded opinion) I was deemed to be Too Divisive and Too Anti-Establishment . . . whatever that means.

Thankfully , both of our Downing Street Petitions do seem to have done a little bit better than 2 Signatures at the present moment, at least so far , anyway.

But the profound beauty of the matter is that because we selflessly devoted one full year of Ear-Deafening Mayhem to our cause , over 200,000 Doctors in the United Kingdom will soon be enjoying the Profound Regulatory Benefits of an Absolutely Fabulous year".

Upon further questioning as to what exactly was going to be So Fabulous about the current year , he said :

"We begged for the GMC to be stripped of it's Core Adjudication Powers . . . and our prayers have recently just been resoundingly answered.

We also cried out for an Independent Clinical Tribunal to speedily come into force , and we are just about to get Parliamentary Legislation for it . . . in the form of the newly created Independent Adjudicator for the all of the Medical and Healthcare Professions.

We further appealed that the GMC also be stripped of it's Statutory Powers relating to Governance of Medical Education in the UK . . . and now (thanks to a recent report released only just a few days ago) that prayer is soon set to be firmly answered too , by way of the formation of an Independent Body to oversee Medical Education in the UK - even though it is highly likely that (due to serious logistics issues) the GMC may be temporarily asked to firmly handle all major facets of UK Medical Education , pending the arrival of such a long overdue body.

We additionally publicly called on the UK Government to have a tinsy winsy little look at Institutional Racism at the GMC . . . and (Lo and Behold) before we knew it , the Racial Equality Commissioners were avidly on the case , and (Hey Presto !) the 'New and Improved , Touchy Feely' GMC had dramatically rolled out it's Grand Old Dinosaurs and Big Guns for a Self-Serving (and Outrageously Nauseating) Ethnicity Census Tombola Party . . .

What's more , because the GMC is not about to be abolished anytime just yet , we have also been offered a Brand New Lease of Life and are now able to gloriously retain our Current Political Platform as an Independent Watchdog over the GMC ; for if the GMC had been abolished so soon , we would have then had to sadly pack our bags and gloomily trot of into the Sunset.

However , the most beautiful fact of all is that most of these Highly Momentous Gains were duly achieved with comparatively few Petition Signatures at all . . . So it was our Stamina which actually made us prevail in the long run , and not necessarily our Size. "



*NB : The General Medical Council Opposition Network would like to publicly thank the following Downing Street Signatories for their Fantastic Support over the past year :

Please kindly click here to view the full list of Validated Signatories for Downing Street Petition 1


Please kindly click here to view the full list of Validated Signatories for Downing Street Petition 2


Preliminary Comparative Analysis of the separate Downing Street Petitions above clearly suggests that 4 out of every 5 people would rather have the General Medical Council comprehensively abolished altogether , instead of trying to patch it up with one particular Investigation or another.

Happy New Year , Everybody - Aluta Continua !

Joseph Chikelue Obi Defies Gravity . . . As 5000 Defamatory Bloggers Launch Futile Struggle To Sink Him . . .

Alternative Medicine Strongman , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has today survived one of the Most Lethal Bloggers Assaults in Modern History , with almost Five Thousand Defamatory Bloggers woefully failing to sink him despite their use of the very latest Internet Spamming Technology.


Speaking from Belfast, where he is currently relaxing after a highly successful Campaign against the General Medical Council , the Eminent Political Gentleman flawlessly dismissed the attempt to sink him as a Woefully Futile Exercise saying :

" Let them drink Bile if they so wish : In the Interim , my Multiple Legal Actions have already started , and will maverickly proceed as planned . . . Come what may "

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi Buys UK Clinic ?

It has just been revealed that Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi might be the Major Driving Force behind a private bid to convert an unused Government Clinic in the United Kingdom into an International Centre of Excellence for Evidence Based Alternative Medicine (EBAM).


Sources close to the National Health Service (NHS) have bluntly refused to comment on the issue ; while a key spokesperson for Professor Obi adamantly claimed that he was not in a position to formally confirm (or deny) the rumour.


A Public Statement from the Office of Joseph Chikelue Obi is expected sometime in the New Year of 2008.

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi Rubbishes GMC Ethnicity Census

Controversial Black British Human Rights Activist , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has today publicly rubbished the ongoing Ethnicity Data Census which is currently being conducted by the General Medical Council.


Speaking in response to questions on arrival in Dublin , after a very successful Tour Abroad , the Eminent Professor Obi curtly said :


" The problem of Institutional Racism at the General Medical Council will only be solved by Radical Consensus , not Ethnic Census .


Ethnic Minority Doctors are hereby publicly advised to think thrice before they willingly surrender their Personal Ethnicity Data to any Institutionally Racist Organization like the GMC.


The Massive Ethnicity Data which is already on GMC Files has still not been used to it's fullest potential : So the GMC should first begin by candidly telling the General Public precisely what it has done with it's Current Data Sample of thereabouts 30% , before shamelessly asking Highly Embattled Ethnic Minority Doctors to eclectically provide it with the remaining 70%."

Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM)

Message from the Most Distinguished RCAM (Royal College of Alternative Medicine) Provost , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM (Dublin) FRIPH (UK) FACAM (USA) MICR (UK) :


"Over the past few years , RCAM (Royal College of Alternative Medicine) has quietly had to ethically tolerate more than it's own fair share of wantonly unsubstantiated highly defamatory material liberally disseminated about it.


It is also very important to note that (despite RCAM's consistent vindication in every single area of such frivolous reports), absolutely none of these Media Outlets has morally found it appropriate to issue either public retractions or private apologies as soon as it miraculously dawned upon them that they had made the biggest goofs (not scoops) of the respective years in question.


RCAM would therefore like to publicly appeal to all Media Organizations to ethically realize that Royal College of Alternative Medicine is both a Statutorily Registered Trademark and a Legally Registered Entity. The FRCAM (Dublin) designation is also fully protected by Statute.


Should any Media Organization have any queries whatsoever about RCAM, then the best way to send them to us before publication is via our online Contact Form (available 24 hours a day at www.RoyalCAM.org ), which also enables us to keep a permanent lawful record of such noble enquiries.


The Media is also hereby alerted of a certain class of Clientelle who seem to be exceedingly eager to sell utterly grandiose stories to the Global Press , rather than settle their outstanding debts and invoices. The Media must diligently ask for such RCAM e-mails directly from their Reliable Sources, and also be 100% sure of what they intend to publish , before they go ahead and publish it . The same goes for Search Engines too.


Although RCAM has temporarily overlooked such a serious avalanche of defamatory offences against us up till now , we still strongly reserve the right to fiscally hold all of the various Media Organizations themselves fully liable for their actions ; as we have now come to the extremely wise conclusion that these Media Outlets are in a far better position to promptly pay us appropriate compensation for any untoward besmirchment thereof ".


About Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) :


RCAM (Royal College of Alternative Medicine) is an Officially Registered, Dublin-Based, Independent, Regulatory, Training and Empowerment Body for Qualified Wellness Consultants and their Associates from all over the world ; which solely aims to Protect the Public ; by raising Ethical Awareness ( and optimizing Best Professional Standards ) in Evidence Based Alternative Medicine (EBAM).

RCAM has absolutely no links whatsoever with any 'Royal Entity' of 'Similar' (or 'Presumed Similar') Nomenclature , Title , Calling , Being or Eminence.

Joseph Chikelue Obi : "I am above the General Medical Council"

Medically Qualifed Wellness Consultant ,Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi, has today caused yet more regulatory ripples by declaring himself to be 'over and above' the General Medical Council (GMC)of the United Kingdom.

Speaking to a cheering crowd of supporters on his triumphant arrival at Dublin International Airport , after a recent Chartered Flight to London, the Maverick GMC Critic said:

" Any Medical Graduate who is interested in practising Alternative Medicine must listen now - and listen well.

For any of you to get along in this field you must be one hundred times as strong as I am , as it is a 'dog eat dog' world out there.

The only reason why the General Medical Council has repetitively (and spectularly) failed to ruin me yet is pure and simple : I am a Thoroughly Competent , Fully Insured , Lawfully Certified and Comprehensively Licensed Alternative Medicine Guru of Good Standing - who consistently remains far above (and well ahead) of the General Medical Council (GMC) - 24 hours a day - every single day of the Year"




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Joseph Chikelue Obi : "The General Medical Council Cannot Stop Me"

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi sensationally proves that he is the Ultimate Medical Survivor :


Excerpts from his upcoming Quotes :



"The General Medical Council tried to corruptly strike me off the Medical Register - but shamefully failed.

The General Medical Council tried to sabotage my Masters Degree Programme in Public Health - but it also pitifully failed - while I successfully graduated againsts all the odds.

The General Medical Council was morbidly shocked when I passed all stages of the United States Medical Licensing Exam ( steps 1, 2 and 3 including the Clinical Skills Assessment ) - and even tried to mess that bit up to. Thankfully , the wise Americans politely told the GMC to go to Hell.


The General Medical Council has woefully tried to take me to Court using countless (successive) Fake Patients over the past few years - but has also consistently failed to get any of their tattered cases past the very first desk of the Crown Prosecution Service.

The General Medical Council tried desperately to hide the fact that I passed the GMC's very own PLAB Examination in flying colours - and at a particular point almost went as far as trying to destroy all the evidence. Luckily , I got hold of it first - and threw it right in their faces at the 11th hour.

The General Medical Council desperately tried to get the Northumbrian Police to cook up false charges against me - but yet again obliviously failed. Instead the utterly embarrassed Policemen profusely apologized and promptly closed the matter.

The General Medical Council sent the Racist Tabloid Newspapers after me - and they all woefully failed in rapid succession too. All I ultimately got was much more publicity and support from the General Public than I had ever imagined.

The General Medical Council (in concert with a Racist News Editor and the agents of the British National Party) sent arsonists , thieves and racists to burn down one of my Properties in Gateshead - but the Fire Brigade miraculously saved the day.

The General Medical Council tried to use False 'Fellowship (Internship) Applicants' to sabotage the operations of all my business interests - but God made sure that they all obliviously failed again and again and again.

At present , the General Medical Council is currently looking for all sorts of reasons to silence me , but is still having ity's avalanche of Corrupt Practices dramatically backfire right into it's miserable face.

The latest letter which I received from the GMC recently apologized for sitting on my GMC Registration entitlement for 2 whole years without even so much as ethically a single page of the documentation. But even then it still had the wrong name on it ! Thankfully, it is the Good Lord alone who has generously helped me survive (and excel) during every single moment of such bottomless regulatory wickedness.

At a particular point, the General Medical Council criminally used a Corrupt Magistrate to falsify Official GMC documents relating to my case - and I had to personally lodge a formal complaint about the matter to the Lord Chancellor who then stripped the utterly disgraceful Magistrate of almost all of his Judicial Powers and perpetually barred him from sitting in Court.

And now we have the GMC sending the 'half-wit' Quackometer Bloggers after me , who (by the way) don't even know the very meaning of the word 'Quack'.

So what else can the GMC possibly ever do to me , now ?


As far as God Almighty continues to be on my side ,I shall ethically remain far above the morally deficient General Medical Council - and well out of it's 'dumb-assed' tuppeny league.


The GMC ain't seen nothing yet : My Revelations must continue - Come what may "



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