tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7977646119703135967.post-17534360152707332352008-02-20T12:20:00.000-08:002008-02-20T13:58:20.795-08:00<p><br><span style="font-style:italic;">Alternative Medicine Strongman</span> and <span style="font-style:italic;">Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM)</span> Boss, Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has today sent out his very best wishes to the <span style="font-style:italic;">Quackometer Blog Owner Andy Lewis</span>, who is currently transferring his Internet Service Provider (ISP) Ports from <span style="font-style:italic;">Netcetera Ltd</span> to <span style="font-style:italic;">Positive Internet Ltd.</span><br /><br /><br />Alighting from the back seat of an <span style="font-style:italic;">Extended Black Daimler Limousine</span> at the start of a <span style="font-style:italic;">Whirlwind Alternative Medicine Tour</span> , essentially spanning right across the main length and breadth of the United Kingdom , a warmly chuckling Dr Obi said:<br /><br /><br />"The fact that I am currently suing the Quackometer's former Internet Service Provider (Netcetera Ltd) does not in any way forbid me to wish my <span style="font-style:italic;">die-hard</span> foes at the <span style="font-style:italic;">Quackometer Blog</span> all the very best in any future <span style="font-style:italic;">non-defamatory</span> endeavours.<br /><br />But if the Quackometer's current ISP (Positive Internet Ltd) decisively fails to tackle the legitimate concerns of the <span style="font-style:italic;">Alternative Medicine Fraternity</span> , then we will have no other option but <span style="font-style:italic;">exert appropriate fiscal leverage</span> through the <span style="font-style:italic;">commercial invoices</span> of it's major client base, many of whom are (thankfully) exceedingly well known to us.<br /><br />For each errant ISP (or Media Outfit), we will use a totally different strategy altogether ; as it is firmly against the law of Natural Justice for any one of them to be greedily making an <span style="font-style:italic;">outrageously easy living</span> out of <span style="font-style:italic;">intensely amplifying</span> our very own <span style="font-style:italic;">indelible pain and suffering</span>. <br /><br />So , all of those <span style="font-style:italic;">Tuppeny Defamers</span> who are gleefully expecting us to use the very same <span style="font-style:italic;">modus operandi</span> more than once, should please kindly think again.<br /><br />My <span style="font-style:italic;">fundamentally humble message</span> to all <span style="font-style:italic;">Skeptic</span> Internet Service Providers (out there) today is therefore <span style="font-style:italic;">extremely loud and exceedingly clear</span> : Stop condoning the ruthless harassment of <span style="font-style:italic;">Alternative Medicine Practitioners</span> - or be fully prepared to face the dire financial consequences of your actions ! ".<p><br>Alternative Medicine Campaignnoreply@blogger.com