Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi says Obama is Unstoppable . . . Congratulates McCain for (at least) Trying . . .

Prominent Black British Human Rights Activist , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has publicly predicted a Landslide Victory for Senator Barack Obama , in the upcoming November 2008 American (USA) Presidential Election.

Speaking during a Private Halloween Party , the Eclectic Professor Obi averred :


" At this particular stage , it would appear that President Barack Hussein Obama is Absolutely Unstoppable . . . Permit me therefore to heartily congratulate Senator John MCCain for undoubtedly trying his utmost best . . ."

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi proclaims Senator Barack Obama as his Preferred Candidate in the November 2008 American Presidential Elections!

Exceedingly Influential Black British Human Rights Activist , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has publicy hailed the Landmark Candidacy of Barack Obama , in the upcoming November 2008 American Presidential Election.

Speaking via Satellite Phone , a highly enthusiastic Professor Obi declared :


" The World needs change : The World needs President Barack Hussein Obama !"

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi to name Preferred Candidate for the American Presidential Election . . .

Prominent Black British Human Rights Activist , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , is soon set to name his Preferred Candidate for the 2008 American Presidential Election.

A short statement from the International Press Office of Joseph Chikelue Obi will be issued quite shortly.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi claims that the Alternative Medicine Campaign is Winning ! : Chides Quackometer , Andy Lewis and the Lay Scientist Blog

Alternative Medicine Strongman , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has publicly declared the Alternative Medicine Campaign to be a Fabulous Success.

Speaking at the end of a Private Inspection Tour of an Alternative Medicine Facility , the Eminent Professor Obi delightfully chuckled :

" We have comprehensively defeated the Quackometer (owned by Andy Lewis).

We have also totally decimated an utterly cowardly bunch of Ignorant Lay Scientists and Half-Wit Bloggers too.

I am therefore exceedingly happy to publicly announce that the Alternative Medicine Campaign is now fully in the Driving Seat ; and is gloriously cruising down the One-Way Route to Success. "

Professor Joseph Obi Publicly Ratifies Alternative Medicine Campaign Debate Communique Number 2 . . .

Professor Joseph Obi recently ratified the following resolution

Alternative Medicine Campaign Time-to-Talk : End of Debate Communique Number 2

" The Alternative Medicine Campaign hereby unanimously endorses the comprehensive upgrade of the Alternative Medicine Debate Forum into an International Online Professional Empowerment Resource for Evidence Based Alternative Medicine ; with immediate effect. "

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi Openly Endorses Alternative Medicine Campaign Debate Communique Number 1 . . .

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi recently endorsed the following resolution

Alternative Medicine Campaign Time-to-Talk : End of Debate Communique Number 1

" The Alternative Medicine Campaign hereby unequivocally endorses the Brand New Alternative Medicine Doctor Prefix Designation Title ; and warmly recommends it to All Alternative Medicine Doctors , All Alternative Medicine Practitioners, All Alternative Medicine Consultants and All other suitably qualified Alternative Medicine Professionals ; with immediate effect. "

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi Postpones His LLD Law Degree Study Course Plans . . .

It is publicly announced that Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi has , (with immediate effect) , comprehensively postponed his Part-Time LLD (Doctor of Laws) Degree Study Programme Ambitions until the Late Autumn of next year (2009).

This is to ethically enable Professor Obi to firmly focus a huge amount of his attention on the Brand New Alternative Medicine Doctor Prefix Title Designation ; which is now set to cause Profound Regulatory Pandemonium throughout the globe.

Further information will be appropriately made available in due course.

Dr Joseph Obi : " The Alternative Medicine Doctor Prefix Title is now ready . . . "

Chief Executive Officer of Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) , Professor Joseph Obi , has confirmed that the first ever International Prefix Designation Title for Alternative Medicine Doctors , Alternative Medicine Practitioners and Alternative Medicine Professionals is now ready.

For Quality Control Purposes , the Prefix will only be available to those who are already Fellows of RCAM.

Those who are not Fellows of RCAM will not be considered for this particular prefix ; until they have fully completed all of the necessary RCAM Fellowship Formalities.

Further Details will soon be made explicitly available via the RCAM International Press Office.

Dr Joseph Obi will also soon be embarking on an International Regulatory tour ; to formidably promote the Prefix Title on a Global Scale.

RCAM Provost Joseph Obi Set To Outline Brand New Vision For Alternative Medicine Doctors

It is announced that Royal College of Alternative Medicine Chief Executive Officer , Provost Joseph Obi , is to publicly outline his Revolutionary Vision for the Brand New Alternative Medicine Prefix Title for Alternative Medicine Doctors.

Further information will be duly released , sometime over the next few days or so.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi to attend International (Anti-Racism) Protest March

It is warmly announced that the Eminent Black British Human Rights Campaigner , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , will be actively (and prominently) participating in an International Public March Against Racism , which is provisionally scheduled for the Summer of 2009.

The Protest March will take place outside the European Union (EU) Headquarters in Brussels , Belgium.

Further details will be released in due course.

Joseph Obi : " W.A.R is the only Solution "

Prominent Black British Human Rights Activist , Dr Joseph Obi , has publicly defended the choice of the acronym W.A.R for his peaceful campaign against Racism.

Speaking via Satellite Phone , Professor Obi said :


" W.A.R is an acronym which simply stands for War Against Racism.

Although it is the only Catchy Abbreviation which appropriately reflects the Current Mood of Ethnic Minority Communities in the UK at the moment ; anyone who (either remotely or otherwise) thinks that it will be a highly destructive armed struggle is highly mis-informed.

The W.A.R Campaign will be very (very) Peaceful - but also very (very) Active and very (very) Effective . . . "

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi declares W.A.R . . . War Against Racism . . .

Eminent Black British Human Rights Activist , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has just launched a Brand New Anti-Racism Movement called W.A.R , which simply stands for War Against Racism.

Further details about W.A.R will be publicly released in due course.

Thank You.

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi urges UK Ethnic Minority Communities to formidably unite against Racism . . . Declares State of Emergency in the United Kingdom

Highly Controversial Black British Human Rights Activist , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has publicly advised Ethnic Minority Communities within the United Kingdom to formidably unite against Racism


Speaking in response to questions during a Recent Seminar on Institutional Racism , the Eminent Doctor Obi bluntly averred :


" I hereby publicly declare a Heightened State of Emergency in the UK , during which period all Ethnic Minority Communities within the United Kingdom must always remain Exceedingly Vigilant and Thoroughly Prepared to protect themselves (and their families) from Possible Racist Attacks .

As the Exceedingly Incompetent British Government has consistently failed to protect it's Ethnic Minority Citizens from Horrific Racial Abuse ; it is therefore fundamentally important that we use any means necessary to appropriately defend ourselves.

Unity must be a Paramount Component in our War Agaist Racism : Unless we all solidly join hands together in battle ; we will never (ever) be able to comprehensively defeat our Shameless Aggressors."

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi Sensationally Reads His Own Obituary . . . Says He Is (Very Much) Alive And Kicking . . .

INTERNATIONAL PRESS RELEASE : : : DIRECT FROM THE PRIVATE PRESS OFFICE OF PROFESSOR JOSEPH CHIKELUE OBI
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Dearest Fans ,

I have just been extremely privileged to read exceedingly tragic internet news relating to the purported 'death' of a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi ; which was supposed to have occured when my Red Mercedes Sportscar was said to have sensationally plunged off the summit of an oblivious coastal ravine - somewhere in Monaco , about 72 hours ago .

This is Totally Erroneous Nonsense and (Comprehensively Unreliable) Morbid Internet Garbage.

I have never ever been to Monte Carlo in my life - and my Mercedes Coupe is still elegantly parked in it's Garage.

The last time I looked in the mirror before me (about six seconds ago) , I was still breathing .

Best Wishes,

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

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