Dr Joseph Obi Wins Again !

Financier of the Alternative Medicine Fights Back Campaign , Dr Joseph Obi , has maverickly brushed aside recent attempts to discredit him based on GMC Sponsored News Articles.

Speaking in Belfast where he is currently enjoying a wonderful weekend he said :

" When I was told that the Enemies of Alternative Medicine had recruited 5000 (Five Thousand) Bloggers to write rubbish about me 24 hours a day , ( every single day of the year ) , I said OK . . . Let's wait and see precisely what they will say . . . (Because in my view , it is a perfectly Good Military Tactic to sit back and watch them all come creeping out of the woodwork , so that I know precisely what their capabilities are).


So they came all creeping out like Vermin . . . All 5000 of them. They Googled . They Wriggled. They Spat. They Cursed . . . and They Left.

Now , after speedreading almost everything that they have written , and also carefully analyzing their strategies , I have reached the simple conclusion that their plan has massively backfired ; as all that their 5000 Blogposts have done is provide me with even more ammunition for my Multiple Lawsuits . . . both against the Hosting Company of the Defamatory Blog Itself and the General Medical Council.

The bottomline in all this is pure and simple : The 5000 have achieved absolutely nothing . . . and both the Hosting Company and the GMC will tearfully pick up the bill.


The fact that a gruesome set of GMC Sponsored Articles were written about me many years ago by Racist Bunch of Tuppeny Journalists does not make it a fact in law ; especially when the very person who they wrote about was never ever charged with any offence whatsoever.


I have absolutely no criminal record or criminal convictions whatsover . . . and anyone who implies otherwise should be firmly made to pay the supreme price for their actions. . . and that is why they are all so worried that my Legal Team is going after them all ; because they know that when we do eventually catch them , they will certainly not escape their due punishment.


So leave everything to me . . . All 5000 of them can go and colonize the whole of Google if they like , but mark my words : None of them will escape Justice - wherever they may be.


This is probably going to be the easiest £10 Million which I am ever going to make in my lifetime : Infact, I am seriously loving every single minute of it - Life couldn't possibly be any more sweeter than this ! "

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi Declares Victory Over General Medical Council . . .

Leader of Opposition against the General Medical Council , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has warmly advised UK Medical Doctors to eagerly prepare for what could possibly be their best year ever . . .


Speaking in Belfast , at the end of a Private Inspection Tour of an Alternative Medicine Facility , the Eminent Black British Human Rights Crusader delightfully said :


" 2007 was definitely one hell of a year for almost everybody , but it most very certainly still did have it's good points.

If there is one tough lesson which RemedyUK and all of the other Pressure Groups out there should have seriously learnt by now , it is the very simple fact Size does not really matter . . . at least when it comes to comprehensively getting your message directly across to the Corridors of Power in Downing Street.

What really counts is Stamina . . . "


When asked to clearly explain what he meant in a bit more detail , the Undisputed Doyen of Medical Politics diplomatically let out a few mischievious little chuckles before suavely continuing :

"When we started both of our Downing Street Petitions almost a year ago , someone in the GMC publicly boasted that we wouldn't get more than 2 Independently Validated Signatures - and that the whole GMC Abolition Campaign would sensationally collapse simply because (in their fickle-minded opinion) I was deemed to be Too Divisive and Too Anti-Establishment . . . whatever that means.

Thankfully , both of our Downing Street Petitions do seem to have done a little bit better than 2 Signatures at the present moment, at least so far , anyway.

But the profound beauty of the matter is that because we selflessly devoted one full year of Ear-Deafening Mayhem to our cause , over 200,000 Doctors in the United Kingdom will soon be enjoying the Profound Regulatory Benefits of an Absolutely Fabulous year".

Upon further questioning as to what exactly was going to be So Fabulous about the current year , he said :

"We begged for the GMC to be stripped of it's Core Adjudication Powers . . . and our prayers have recently just been resoundingly answered.

We also cried out for an Independent Clinical Tribunal to speedily come into force , and we are just about to get Parliamentary Legislation for it . . . in the form of the newly created Independent Adjudicator for the all of the Medical and Healthcare Professions.

We further appealed that the GMC also be stripped of it's Statutory Powers relating to Governance of Medical Education in the UK . . . and now (thanks to a recent report released only just a few days ago) that prayer is soon set to be firmly answered too , by way of the formation of an Independent Body to oversee Medical Education in the UK - even though it is highly likely that (due to serious logistics issues) the GMC may be temporarily asked to firmly handle all major facets of UK Medical Education , pending the arrival of such a long overdue body.

We additionally publicly called on the UK Government to have a tinsy winsy little look at Institutional Racism at the GMC . . . and (Lo and Behold) before we knew it , the Racial Equality Commissioners were avidly on the case , and (Hey Presto !) the 'New and Improved , Touchy Feely' GMC had dramatically rolled out it's Grand Old Dinosaurs and Big Guns for a Self-Serving (and Outrageously Nauseating) Ethnicity Census Tombola Party . . .

What's more , because the GMC is not about to be abolished anytime just yet , we have also been offered a Brand New Lease of Life and are now able to gloriously retain our Current Political Platform as an Independent Watchdog over the GMC ; for if the GMC had been abolished so soon , we would have then had to sadly pack our bags and gloomily trot of into the Sunset.

However , the most beautiful fact of all is that most of these Highly Momentous Gains were duly achieved with comparatively few Petition Signatures at all . . . So it was our Stamina which actually made us prevail in the long run , and not necessarily our Size. "



*NB : The General Medical Council Opposition Network would like to publicly thank the following Downing Street Signatories for their Fantastic Support over the past year :

Please kindly click here to view the full list of Validated Signatories for Downing Street Petition 1


Please kindly click here to view the full list of Validated Signatories for Downing Street Petition 2


Preliminary Comparative Analysis of the separate Downing Street Petitions above clearly suggests that 4 out of every 5 people would rather have the General Medical Council comprehensively abolished altogether , instead of trying to patch it up with one particular Investigation or another.

Happy New Year , Everybody - Aluta Continua !

Joseph Chikelue Obi Defies Gravity . . . As 5000 Defamatory Bloggers Launch Futile Struggle To Sink Him . . .

Alternative Medicine Strongman , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has today survived one of the Most Lethal Bloggers Assaults in Modern History , with almost Five Thousand Defamatory Bloggers woefully failing to sink him despite their use of the very latest Internet Spamming Technology.


Speaking from Belfast, where he is currently relaxing after a highly successful Campaign against the General Medical Council , the Eminent Political Gentleman flawlessly dismissed the attempt to sink him as a Woefully Futile Exercise saying :

" Let them drink Bile if they so wish : In the Interim , my Multiple Legal Actions have already started , and will maverickly proceed as planned . . . Come what may "

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi : Unstoppable !

WHAT THE POWERBROKERS SAY ABOUT DR JOSEPH CHIKELUE OBI :



"Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi is Solid Living Proof that a Fully Qualified Medical Doctor can still be successful in countless other professional areas outside the field of Orthodox Clinical Medicine."

- University Vice Chancellor





"The first thing which momentously strikes you about Joseph Chikelue Obi is his totally unique ability to effortlessly mingle where Angels even fear to tread.

That Guy is Fearless - Absolutely Fearless."

- Permanent Secretary , British Government , Whitehall , London





"Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi spells very (very) serious trouble for us - He must be stopped immediately !"

-General Medical Council (GMC) Boss , London , UK







"Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi will probably go down in history as the Most Intrepid Medical Rebel of all time . . ."

- British Medical Association (BMA) Stalwart





"Joseph Chikelue Obi is simply unstoppable ; whatever anyone tries to do to him.

If you really can't handle that fact , then go take a flying leap into the Grand Canyon or someplace else"

- Seasoned International Diplomat




"At last we now have a Black British Doctor who is not afraid of holding the General Medical Council to account for all of it's racist atrocities over the past few centuries - Long live Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi"

- Ethnic Minority Leader , National Health Service (NHS)





"Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi is a Survivor , not a Saint "

- Tabloid Newspaper Editor , Europe.