Alternative Medicine Strongman , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has today survived one of the Most Lethal Bloggers Assaults in Modern History , with almost Five Thousand Defamatory Bloggers woefully failing to sink him despite their use of the very latest Internet Spamming Technology.
Speaking from Belfast, where he is currently relaxing after a highly successful Campaign against the General Medical Council , the Eminent Political Gentleman flawlessly dismissed the attempt to sink him as a Woefully Futile Exercise saying :
" Let them drink Bile if they so wish : In the Interim , my Multiple Legal Actions have already started , and will maverickly proceed as planned . . . Come what may "
