Dr J Chikelue Obi | Online Michael Jackson Concert [Video 7] : This Is It (*MJJ Medley)

Dr J Chikelue Obi

Online Michael Jackson Concert [Video 7] :

This Is It (*MJJ Medley)

J Chikelue Obi | Online Michael Jackson Concert [Video 6] : I'll Be There

J Chikelue Obi

Online Michael Jackson Concert [Video 6] :

I'll Be There

Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi : Online Michael Jackson Concert [Video 5] : Rock With You

Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi

Online Michael Jackson Concert [Video 5] :

Rock With You

Doctor Joseph Obi | Online Michael Jackson Concert [Video 4] : Will You Be There ?

Doctor Joseph Obi : Online Michael Jackson Concert [Video 4] :

Will You Be There ?

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : Online Michael Jackson Concert [Video 3] : Man In The Mirror (*Moonwalker Extended Version)

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : Online Michael Jackson Concert [Video 3] :

Man In The Mirror (*Moonwalker Extended Version)

Joseph Chikelue Obi | Online Michael Jackson Concert [Video 2] : Earth Song

Joseph Chikelue Obi : Online Michael Jackson Concert [Video 2] :

Earth Song

Joseph Obi : Online Michael Jackson Concert [Video 1] : They Don't Really Care About Us !

Joseph Obi : Online Michael Jackson Concert [Video 1] :

They Don't Really Care About Us

Dr Joseph Obi Diplomatically Defends Debbie Rowe ( Michael Jackson's Ex Wife ! )

Maverick International Human Rights Crusader , Professor Joseph Obi , has publicly called on the Jackson Family to ultimately share joint custody of all Michael Jackson's Children with his Ex Wife Debbie Rowe and Diana Ross.


Speaking in exasperated private response to the Imminent Jackson Custody Battle which is reportedly soon set to rock the Californian Legal System , Dr Joseph Obi politely stated :

"Although the Late Mr Michael Joseph Jackson obviously wanted his Mother , Sisters and Diana Ross to all have an Eclectic Input into the Shaping of the Lives of His Legal Children ; that still does not exclude the fact that (under Californian Law) Surviving Biological Parents usually have lots and lots of rights too.

I would therefore like to humbly advise the Jackson Family to urgently reach some sort of Lawful Settlement with Miss Debbie Rowe ; as it should be recalled that Debbie has repeatedly also solidly stood by Michael Jackson during very (very) many of his Countless Trials and Tribulations - even at times when she was not formally obliged to do so . . ."

Dr Joseph Obi : " Michael Joseph Jackson Knew Perfectly Well That He Was Slowly Dying - His Kids Were The Ones Who Kept Him Alive For So Long . . ."

Maverick International Human Rights Crusader , Dr Joseph Obi , is said to be of the independent professional view that Music Megastar Michael Jackson will ultimately become far much greater in Death than in Life.

Commenting on the massive global outpouring of affection which is currently surrounding the recent demise of the Highly Controversial Pop Music Megastar , Dr Joseph Obi said :

" Michael Joseph Jackson will ultimately become far much greater in Death than he ever (ever) was in Life.

It is my exceedingly private opinion that even Mister Jackson was perfectly well aware of this fact ; and that is why he shrewdly ensured that his children are now the Sole Beneficiaries the Full Intellectual Property Rights for over 200 of his Secretly Unpublished Songs . . . thus guaranteeing his offspring a Very Secure Financial Future (far away from his Eager Creditors).

To put it bluntly , Michael Jackson was not as Wacky as many of his Critics would want others to believe : Infact , permit me to boldly say that (it would superficially now appear that) Michael Jackson knew very well that the time was nigh for the Profound Limitations of his Physical Body to gloriously give way to the Formidable Flawless Power of his Profound Celestial Spirit . . .


The Bottomline is Pure and Simple : Michael Joseph Jackson (RIP) definitely knew that he was (most very certainly) not in 100 % Perfect Physical Condition (let alone perform countless hundreds of Comeback Musical Concert Performances ) . . . as his Detailed Autopsy (Post-Mortem) Findings (and Counter-Findings) are soon set to Contentiously Reveal . . . "

Joseph Obi : David Miliband (UK Foreign Secretary) is not representative of UK Showbiz Opinion . . ."

Professor Joseph Obi , has publicly advised the World to completely ignore recently reported Highly Insulting Comments which were allegedly made by UK Foreign Secretary , Mr David Miliband , in the wake of the Sudden Death of Music Megastar Michael Jackson.


Speaking in response to an avalache of Media Queries , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi said:

" Mr David Miliband's current remit as UK Foreign Secretary does not statutorily include (purportedly) making utterly insensitive online comments about the Late Mr Michael Joseph Jackson.

I would therefore humbly like to publicly apologize to Michael Jackson's Family (and Fans) - on behalf of all equally-shocked Citizenry of the United Kingdom ; as it is not by our very own choice that we have had to shamefully put up with our (Obliviously Catastrophic) MONSTROUSLY UNELECTED UK GOVERNMENT - including it's Outrageously Juvenile (and Cowardly) Foreign Secretary . . . Who (I am perfectly sure) is most probably drafting either a Blatant Denial or a Flimsy Retraction (Right Now !) . . ."

Dr Joseph Obi : New Facebook URL

We are exceedingly pleased to announce that Dr Joseph Obi has now totally remodified his Facebook URL ; to facilite better access .

Please therefore kindly henceforth visit the Brand New Facebook Page of Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , for all future Facebook Communications.


Thank You.

Joseph Chikelue Obi :" Michael Jackson is the Greatest Musical Entertainer of All Time . . ."

" Michael Joseph Jackson remains the Greatest Musical Entertainer of All Time.


Never (in history) has anyone flown so high , dived so low ; before ultimately peaking even higher . . .


Rest in perfect peace, Mister Jackson."



Joseph Chikelue Obi

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi defends BNP Leader Nick Griffin . . .

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has publicly called upon Ethnic Minorities not to participate in any further Physical Attacks on Mr Nick Griffin MEP , the Highly Controversial Leader of the British National Party .


Speaking during a very short telephone conversation , the Eminent Human Rights Crusader (and Anti-Racism Activist) firmly averred :

" Everyone has the right to be heard - most especially those at the exceedingly extreme fringes of Political Society.

In my exceptionally humble view , I do not personally think that Nick Griffin is as dangerous as many of his Rabid Political Critics would fervently want us to believe.

What we fundamentally need to do right now is to patiently give him the unlimited chance to speak - so that we can all decisively make up our minds as to what he precisely stands for.

I therefore humbly call upon all Ethnic Minority Citizens not to participate in any further Physical Attacks on Mr Griffin until we have all had a chance to hear the (Full) A to Z of everything which he really has to say - most especially in his current Statutory Capacity as a Duly Elected Member of the European Parliament with an Approximate Grassroots Electoral Base of thereabouts 2 Million Mature UK Voters.

There are Far Much More Lethal Secret Racists (and Under-Cover Fascists) who are gleefully serving within the (Present) Obliviously Corrupt Establishment of the United Kingdom - So it is not (in any way) lawfully fair (or humane) to simply just single out Poor Mr Griffin for such utterly despicable Mob Action."

Joseph Chikelue Obi set to publicly condemn physical 'mob' attacks on British National Party Leader Nick Griffin MEP . . .

Eminent Black British Human Rights Campaigner , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , is soon set to publicly call for an immediate cessation to Physical Attacks on Nick Griffin MEP , the Controversial Leader of the British National Party .

Further details will be released in due course

Professor Joseph Obi ¦ *40th Birthday Celebrations* ¦ Official Update 2 ¦ RCAM Professional Empowerment Programme Bonanza ¦ Team Joseph Chikelue Obi

We are exceedingly pleased to announce that Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) is continuing to celebrate the 40th Birthday of it's Most Distinguished Provost, Professor Joseph Obi, with various Professional Initiatives which will be totally exclusive to those who sign up for the RCAM Professional Empowerment Programme.

Please kindly visit the RCAM Professional Empowerment Programme; for further details.

Thank You.

Team Joseph Chikelue Obi.

Dr Joseph Obi Overhauls LinkedIn Profile

Dr Joseph Obi FRCAM(Dublin) , recently ugraded the Criteria for those wishing to contact him via the LinkedIn Business Platform.

Please kindly visit the New LinkedIn Profile of Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , for further details.


Thank You.

Joseph Obi : Blame The UK Press For Samantha Orobator's Quagmire

Controversial International Human Rights Activist and Alternative Medicine Guru , Dr Joseph Obi , has (once again) publicly cautioned the British Media (Press) Establishment to stop openly insulting the Profound Sovereign Dignity of the Laotian Government via Obliviously Sensationalist Newspaper Reports about the case of Jailed Pregnant British Citizen Samantha Orobator.

Speaking during a Recent Social Event Professor Obi said :

" I have said it before - and I will boldly say it again.


The Very Kind People of Lao are absolutely nowhere near the Vicious Hostile Savages which the British Media Establishment is covertly painting them to be.


Nobody has ever been executed in Lao for Drug Smuggling since the 1990's : Laotian Statute also explicitly forbids the execution of Pregnant Women too.

It is therefore Fundamentally Imperative that Our Shameless UK Tabloid Newspapers immediately shut up their Flipping Gobs - and fully allow Due Legal Process to appropriately take it's course.

Samantha Orobator would have (almost certainly) been back in London by now - If the Outrageously Foolish British Media had not publicly accused the Laotians of Gang-Raping the poor little girl in Jail.

We can only now very fervently pray that the Lao Government's Investigations do not ultimately tarry far beyond Samantha's Expected Date of Delivery . . . As nobody currently knows precisely what decisive evidence which DNA Testing of the Baby will comprehensively reveal . . ."

Dr Joseph Obi : "Samantha Orobator Won't Face Laos Firing Squad Over Drug Mule Charges. "

Further to my Direct Diplomatic Intervention in this case , I would like to publicly announce that I have just received acceptable confirmation from the Highest Political Level (in Lao) that the Laotian Government will not endorse the Execution of Any Pregnant Woman within it's Realm.


As previously stated ; I would like to publicly suggest that the very best way to help Samantha Orobator is to quickly write directly to the Military President of Lao , via the following address :

His Exellency General Choummaly Sayasone
President of Lao and Leader of the Lao People's Revolutionary Party
c/o His Excellency Ambassador Phiane Philakone
Embassy of the Lao People’s Democratic Republic
2222 S St. NW
Washington, DC 20008
Email Address: laoembas@gmail.com
Phone: +1 (202) 328 9148 +1 (202) 667 0187
Consular Office: +1 (202) 667 0076
Fax: +1 (202) 232 1208
Website : http://www.laoembassy.com

In the interim , we will continue to independently work behind-the-scenes ; to ethically attempt to judiciously secure the future of either Samantha , or her Unborn Child or Both.

Thank You ,

Professor Joseph Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

The Rt Hon Laird Obi of Kincavel.

Joseph Chikelue Obi attacks UK Tabloid Press over Jailed Briton Samantha Orobator . Says 'Laos Government Insults' Totally Lack Merit.

Firebrand International Human Rights Activist , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has publicly advised the British Media (Press) Establishment to stop openly insulting the Profound Sovereign Dignity of the Laotian Government via Sensationalist Newspaper Reports about the case of Jailed Pregnant British Woman Samantha Orobator.

Commenting during a recent Regulatory Event , a totally relaxed Professor Obi said :

" The People of Lao are certainly nowhere near the Hostile Savages which the Stupid British Media Establishment is covertly painting them to be.

Nobody has ever been executed in Lao for Drug Smuggling since the Year 1990 : Laotian Statute also explicitly forbids the execution of Pregnant Women too.

It is therefore Fundamentally Imperative that Our Rabid UK Tabloid Newspapers immediately shut up their Flipping Gobs - and fully allow Due Legal Process to appropriately take it's course.

Once we have a Verdict and a Sentence ; then we start the Mud-Slinging (if need be) . . . But certainly not beforehand."

Joseph Obi backs the 'Save Samantha' Campaign

Further to the very many countless online requests for my Direct Diplomatic Intervention in this case ; I would like to publicly suggest that the very best way to help Samantha Orobator is to quickly write directly to the Military President of Lao , via the following address :

His Exellency General Choummaly Sayasone
President of Lao and Leader of the Lao People's Revolutionary Party
c/o His Excellency Ambassador Phiane Philakone
Embassy of the Lao People’s Democratic Republic
2222 S St. NW
Washington, DC 20008
Email Address: laoembas@gmail.com
Phone: +1 (202) 328 9148 +1 (202) 667 0187
Consular Office: +1 (202) 667 0076
Fax: +1 (202) 232 1208
Website : http://www.laoembassy.com

In the interim , I will continue to secretly work behind-the-scenes ; to ethically attempt to judiciously secure the future of either Samantha , or her Unborn Child or Both.

Thank You ,

Professor Joseph Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

The Rt Hon Laird Obi of Kincavel.

Dr Joseph Obi Says Thank You | God Bless You !

Dr Joseph Obi would like to warmly thank all those who have Solidly Supported Him throughout the past few Exceedingly Turbulent Years.

Your Totally Unflappable Dedication is Comprehensively Appreciated.

God Bless You.

Dr Joseph Obi : Easter Music Videos 2009

Dr Joseph Obi , is soon set to unveil his favourite selection of YouTube Videos for Easter 2009.

Please kindly check any of Professor Joseph Obi 's websites for further details.

A vast majority of them will be publicly appearing here.

Dr Joseph Obi | Global Speaking Tour 2009

Dr Joseph Obi will soon be announcing precise details relating to his upcoming 2009 International Speaking Tour.

Further Information will be released quite shortly.

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi | " Allow Madonna to adopt many more African (Malawi) Babies ! "

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has publicly defended Musical Megastar Madonna over her recent Trials and Tribulations ; in relation to the adoption of yet another African Baby from Malawi.

Speaking in rapid response to countless questions posed during a recent Social Event, the Outrageously Controversial Prof. Obi unflinchingly retorted :

" In my person (and professional) opinion , I very candidly feel that Madonna seems to be doing an Absolutely Fabulous Job as a Totally Wonderful Mother-of-the-Earth.

It is not within our Due Humanitarian Remit to acrimoniously dictate to her how she happily chooses to live her Life - or charitably distribute her (hard-earned) money.

If Madonna candidly wishes to selflessly spend all of her Very Many Millions (of Dollars) on Thousands of Adopted African Babies , then it is certainly Nobody's Business (whatsoever) ; provided that everything is handled both Lawfully and Lovingly."

Professor Joseph Obi To Address EU Politicians

It is publicly announced that the Eminent Black British Human Rights Campaigner , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has officially confirmed that he will be actively (fully and prominently) participating in an International Public March Against Racism , which is has now been re-scheduled for the Summer of 2010.

As previously advised , the Protest March will still be taking place outside the European Union (EU) Headquarters in Brussels , Belgium.

Further details will be expediently released sometime early next year.

Dr Joseph Obi Finally Arrives On FaceBook . . .

It is publicly announced that the World's Most Controversial Qualified Medical Doctor has finally arrived on Top Social Networking Website Facebook.com.

Please kindly click on the customized weblink below , to gloriously enter the Exceedingly Wonderful World of Dr Joseph Obi.

Joseph Chikelue Obi's Profile | Create your badge

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : "Mrs Obama is Iconic."

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : "American First Lady Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Obama is (undoubtedly) a Formidable Political Inspiration to us all."

Joseph Chikelue Obi | Favourite Quotations (1)

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi : Updated FaceBook Archive of Favourite Quotations.

" State Prosecutors found no skeletons (whatsoever) in my Gorgeous Closet . . . Only lots and lots of Beautiful Shoes !!! "


Attributed to : Billionairess Imelda Marcos , the (one and only) First Lady of the Philippines.

*Read more about Joseph Chikelue Obi's Favourite Quotations (Live and Direct) on FaceBook.com.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi : * Background *

*About Professor Joseph chikelue Obi

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi is a Qualified Wellness Consultant and Retired Medical Doctor who has successfully passed all steps of the United States Medical Licensing Examination (USMLE) , inclusive of Step 3 (for Permanent Licensure) and the Clinical Skills Assessment (CSA).

His USMLE/FSMB ID is 0-618-064-0 and he presently still maintains Active Physician Practising Licenses in certain countries where he personally chooses to do a lot of Charitable Medical Work.

He has a fully accredited Master of Public Health (MPH) Degree and is also currently the Chief Political Strategist of a Major International Campaign to promote the ethical use of Evidence Based Alternative Medicine.

Kindly endeavour to duly visit either www.ClinicalSchool.org or www.lulu.com/obi for more details about what he is into.

Joseph Obi | | | Self Care with Professor Obi

The Online Publicity Team of Celebrity Wellness Author Joseph Obi is exceedingly pleased to warmly announce that the 2009 Edition of Self Care with Professor Obi is now available for immediate purchase and download - as an Alternative Health eBook Publication.

"Take Totally Eclectic Control of your Ultimate Wellness Potential : Become a Fairly Safe Expert in Self-Care and lawfully save yourself a whole lot of money on unnecessary Medical Bills."

Self-Care with Professor Obi is a 'Zipped' Powerpoint Presentation (together with a printable PDF Attachment) which does not (in any way) replace Expert Medical Advice from your Licensed Medical Doctor ; so please thoroughly ensure that you use it sensibly.

Please feel free to expediently send us your full feedback via www.JosephChikelueObi.com .

Thank You

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi : Easter Message 2009

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi - Easter Message 2009:


"Alternative Medicine is defiantly fighting back , and has now formidably destabilized it's Major Skeptic Tormentors.

Every single ferocious attack on the Alternative Medicine Campaign has sensationally been repelled - and a million and one Alternative Medicine Campaigns have now decided to proudly rear their heads . . . to boldly fight for the noble profession of Alternative Medicine ; without any fear or trepidation (whatsoever).

The net effect of this Absolutely Fabulous Development is that Hundreds of Millions of highly satisfied people all around the world have now started self-funding their very own Alternative Medicine Treatments ; thus maverickly bypassing any Ill-Advised Beaurocratic Nightmares altogether.

It will therefore only be a matter of time before Alternative Medicine universally becomes the Treatment of First Instance ; for a wide variety of Ailments and Afflictions."

Joseph Chikelue Obi | Loving Every Moment . . .

Financier of the Alternative Medicine Fights Back Campaign , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has maverickly brushed aside recent attempts to discredit him based on Politically-Sponsored News Articles.

Speaking in Belfast where he is currently enjoying a wonderful weekend Dr Joseph Obi said :

" When I was told that the Enemies of Alternative Medicine had recruited 5000 (Five Thousand) Bloggers to write rubbish about me 24 hours a day , ( every single day of the year ) , I said OK . . . Let's wait and see precisely what they will say . . . (Because in my view , it is a perfectly Good Military Tactic to sit back and watch them all come creeping out of the woodwork , so that I know precisely what their capabilities are).


So they came all creeping out like Vermin . . . All 5000 of them.

They Googled . They Wriggled. They Spat. They Cursed . . . and They Left.

Now , after speedreading almost everything which they have callously written ,the bottom-line is that they have sadly just wasted their time.

These Skeptics have woefully achieved nothing . . . absolutely nothing indeed . "

Joseph Obi ¦ Nationwide UK Tour ¦ 2009

Alternative Medicine Guru ,Professor Joseph Obi, has warmly announced the following Provisional UK Tour Dates for 2009:

January 2009 : London

February 2009 : Birmingham

March 2009 : Manchester

April 2009 : Aberdeen

May 2009 : Brighton

June 2009 : Durham

July 2009 : Liverpool

August 2009 : Cardiff

September 2009 : Southampton

October 2009 : Newcastle

November 2009 : Glasgow

December 2009 : Belfast


Further details are available upon formal written request.

This schedule does not include International Appointments (which are due to be announced later).

Joseph Obi ¦ 40th Birthday Celebrations ¦ Update 1 ¦ Fourty and Fabulous ! ¦ Team Obi

We are exceedingly pleased to announce that the year-long 40th Birthday Celebrations of Alternative Medicine Strongman ,Professor Joseph Obi , will eclectically commence on the 24th of December 2008 and end on the 24th of December 2009.

Please kindly continue to visit this website for all of the latest Birthday Goodies.

Best Wishes,

Team Joseph Obi

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi - Christmas Message 2008 ( * Alternative Medicine )

" Christmas is one of the most important times of the year.

For many of us , it is an absolutely perfect time to comprehensively reflect upon whatever the Christian Faith actually means ; while for others it is simply a very good opportunity to compassionately relax with Friends , Foes and Family.

One of the very greatest strengths of the Alternative Medicine Campaign is the ground-breaking manner in which our humble movement has ethically leveraged an exceeedingly wide range of issues from very many different sectors ; while still formidably maintaining our Fundamental Political Ethos as an Ethical Professional Network.

Christmas is a time for communities to lovingly come together, to give and to share and to be at peace ; a time to build the kind of respect for each other which ultimately helps us to be stronger.

My affectionate hope for 2009 is that a tinsy winsy little bit of the profound goodwill and mutual respect which we all enjoy at Christmas will eclectically last (at least in part) ; all year round and possibly beyond .

Merry Christmas , Everybody . . . and Happy New Year."

Professor Joseph Obi

Chief Political Strategist of the Alternative Medicine Campaign

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi ¦ RCAM Christmas Scholarships 2008

It is ethically announced that Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) will not be offering any Christmas Scholarships for the year 2008.

Applicants , who cannot currently afford Fellowship of RCAM , should please kindly consider joining the RCAM Professional Empowerment Programme.

Thank You.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin).

Joseph Obi : LinkedIn Profile Update

It is ethically announced that Alternative Medicine Strongman , Professor Joseph Obi FRCAM(Dublin) , has recently introduced exceedingly stringent criteria for those wishing to Formidably Network with him ; via the LinkedIn Business Platform.

With effect from the very 1st day of December 2008 , Professor Obi will only respond to online communications from those who are already duly registered with the RCAM Professional Empowerment Programme.

Thank You.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi ¦ Updated Yuletide Publications List

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) is exceedingly delighted to ethically provide you with the following Publications List for the upcoming 2008 - 2009 Yuletide Season.

Happy Reading and Best Wishes.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi : "DR(AM) has arrived ! "

Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) is exceedingly pleased to publicly announce that the (long-awaited) Brand New Alternative Professional Prefix Title Designation , otherwise known as DR(AM) , is now officially available for Lifelong Subscription.

For Quality Control Purposes , the DR(AM) Prefix will only be available to those who are already Fellows of RCAM.

Those who are not Fellows of RCAM will not (in any way) be considered for this Landmark International Prefix ; until they have comprehensively completed all of the necessary RCAM Fellowship Formalities.

It is therefore fundamentally imperative that all Potential Applicants for the DR(AM) Designation , urgently complete their RCAM Fellowship Applications without any further delay ; as we will soon be substantially increasing the Standard RCAM Fellowship Fee , to appropriately reflect (both) it's Limitless Professional Value plus it's Ultimate Commercial Utility.

Those who cannot afford to become Fellows of RCAM , (at this present time) , should expediently consider joining the RCAM Professional Empowerment Programme , from where they can easily upgrade to Full Fellowship Status at a much later date.

Further details are permanently available at the Official RCAM website or the RCAM Global Press Office.

Thank You.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM (Dublin)

Provost and Chief Executive Officer

Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM)

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi Says There Will Be No UK Obama For The Next 100 Years . . .

Controversial Black British Human Rights Activist , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has averred that a UK equivalent of President Barack Obama , will not happen anytime before the year 2108.

Speaking during a short phone conversation, a Totally Jubilant Professor Obi stated :


" The Institutionally Racist Political System in the United Kingdom is a totally different ball-game altogether.

In the USA , almost anyone can contest for President - provided that he (or she) has the fiscal means to do so ; as most American Politicians are far much more Liberal than their Highly Constipated UK Counterparts.

That is why , in the United Kingdom (despite all its Pomp and Pageantry), you must still have to already be the Substantive Leader of a Mainstream UK Political Party before you are able to make any solid headway whatsoever ; and one of the most racist places to be on this particular planet (at the moment) is (most probably) the Hallowed Parliament Chamber of the United Kingdom.

Most UK Parliamentarians would rather die than see a Black UK Political Party Leader , let alone a Black UK Prime Minister.

The exceedingly unfortunate bottomline is that there will be no UK Equivalent of President Barack Obama for the next 100 Years or so - and any Potential Black Man who dares rear his head for the office of UK Prime Minister will most likely be assassinated by the Racist UK Security Forces . . . long before he momentously gets the opportunity to graciously move into Number 10 Downing Street."

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi says Obama is Unstoppable . . . Congratulates McCain for (at least) Trying . . .

Prominent Black British Human Rights Activist , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has publicly predicted a Landslide Victory for Senator Barack Obama , in the upcoming November 2008 American (USA) Presidential Election.

Speaking during a Private Halloween Party , the Eclectic Professor Obi averred :


" At this particular stage , it would appear that President Barack Hussein Obama is Absolutely Unstoppable . . . Permit me therefore to heartily congratulate Senator John MCCain for undoubtedly trying his utmost best . . ."

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi proclaims Senator Barack Obama as his Preferred Candidate in the November 2008 American Presidential Elections!

Exceedingly Influential Black British Human Rights Activist , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has publicy hailed the Landmark Candidacy of Barack Obama , in the upcoming November 2008 American Presidential Election.

Speaking via Satellite Phone , a highly enthusiastic Professor Obi declared :


" The World needs change : The World needs President Barack Hussein Obama !"

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi to name Preferred Candidate for the American Presidential Election . . .

Prominent Black British Human Rights Activist , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , is soon set to name his Preferred Candidate for the 2008 American Presidential Election.

A short statement from the International Press Office of Joseph Chikelue Obi will be issued quite shortly.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi claims that the Alternative Medicine Campaign is Winning ! : Chides Quackometer , Andy Lewis and the Lay Scientist Blog

Alternative Medicine Strongman , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has publicly declared the Alternative Medicine Campaign to be a Fabulous Success.

Speaking at the end of a Private Inspection Tour of an Alternative Medicine Facility , the Eminent Professor Obi delightfully chuckled :

" We have comprehensively defeated the Quackometer (owned by Andy Lewis).

We have also totally decimated an utterly cowardly bunch of Ignorant Lay Scientists and Half-Wit Bloggers too.

I am therefore exceedingly happy to publicly announce that the Alternative Medicine Campaign is now fully in the Driving Seat ; and is gloriously cruising down the One-Way Route to Success. "

Professor Joseph Obi Publicly Ratifies Alternative Medicine Campaign Debate Communique Number 2 . . .

Professor Joseph Obi recently ratified the following resolution

Alternative Medicine Campaign Time-to-Talk : End of Debate Communique Number 2

" The Alternative Medicine Campaign hereby unanimously endorses the comprehensive upgrade of the Alternative Medicine Debate Forum into an International Online Professional Empowerment Resource for Evidence Based Alternative Medicine ; with immediate effect. "

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi Openly Endorses Alternative Medicine Campaign Debate Communique Number 1 . . .

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi recently endorsed the following resolution

Alternative Medicine Campaign Time-to-Talk : End of Debate Communique Number 1

" The Alternative Medicine Campaign hereby unequivocally endorses the Brand New Alternative Medicine Doctor Prefix Designation Title ; and warmly recommends it to All Alternative Medicine Doctors , All Alternative Medicine Practitioners, All Alternative Medicine Consultants and All other suitably qualified Alternative Medicine Professionals ; with immediate effect. "

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi Postpones His LLD Law Degree Study Course Plans . . .

It is publicly announced that Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi has , (with immediate effect) , comprehensively postponed his Part-Time LLD (Doctor of Laws) Degree Study Programme Ambitions until the Late Autumn of next year (2009).

This is to ethically enable Professor Obi to firmly focus a huge amount of his attention on the Brand New Alternative Medicine Doctor Prefix Title Designation ; which is now set to cause Profound Regulatory Pandemonium throughout the globe.

Further information will be appropriately made available in due course.

Dr Joseph Obi : " The Alternative Medicine Doctor Prefix Title is now ready . . . "

Chief Executive Officer of Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) , Professor Joseph Obi , has confirmed that the first ever International Prefix Designation Title for Alternative Medicine Doctors , Alternative Medicine Practitioners and Alternative Medicine Professionals is now ready.

For Quality Control Purposes , the Prefix will only be available to those who are already Fellows of RCAM.

Those who are not Fellows of RCAM will not be considered for this particular prefix ; until they have fully completed all of the necessary RCAM Fellowship Formalities.

Further Details will soon be made explicitly available via the RCAM International Press Office.

Dr Joseph Obi will also soon be embarking on an International Regulatory tour ; to formidably promote the Prefix Title on a Global Scale.

RCAM Provost Joseph Obi Set To Outline Brand New Vision For Alternative Medicine Doctors

It is announced that Royal College of Alternative Medicine Chief Executive Officer , Provost Joseph Obi , is to publicly outline his Revolutionary Vision for the Brand New Alternative Medicine Prefix Title for Alternative Medicine Doctors.

Further information will be duly released , sometime over the next few days or so.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi to attend International (Anti-Racism) Protest March

It is warmly announced that the Eminent Black British Human Rights Campaigner , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , will be actively (and prominently) participating in an International Public March Against Racism , which is provisionally scheduled for the Summer of 2009.

The Protest March will take place outside the European Union (EU) Headquarters in Brussels , Belgium.

Further details will be released in due course.

Joseph Obi : " W.A.R is the only Solution "

Prominent Black British Human Rights Activist , Dr Joseph Obi , has publicly defended the choice of the acronym W.A.R for his peaceful campaign against Racism.

Speaking via Satellite Phone , Professor Obi said :


" W.A.R is an acronym which simply stands for War Against Racism.

Although it is the only Catchy Abbreviation which appropriately reflects the Current Mood of Ethnic Minority Communities in the UK at the moment ; anyone who (either remotely or otherwise) thinks that it will be a highly destructive armed struggle is highly mis-informed.

The W.A.R Campaign will be very (very) Peaceful - but also very (very) Active and very (very) Effective . . . "

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi declares W.A.R . . . War Against Racism . . .

Eminent Black British Human Rights Activist , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has just launched a Brand New Anti-Racism Movement called W.A.R , which simply stands for War Against Racism.

Further details about W.A.R will be publicly released in due course.

Thank You.

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi urges UK Ethnic Minority Communities to formidably unite against Racism . . . Declares State of Emergency in the United Kingdom

Highly Controversial Black British Human Rights Activist , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has publicly advised Ethnic Minority Communities within the United Kingdom to formidably unite against Racism


Speaking in response to questions during a Recent Seminar on Institutional Racism , the Eminent Doctor Obi bluntly averred :


" I hereby publicly declare a Heightened State of Emergency in the UK , during which period all Ethnic Minority Communities within the United Kingdom must always remain Exceedingly Vigilant and Thoroughly Prepared to protect themselves (and their families) from Possible Racist Attacks .

As the Exceedingly Incompetent British Government has consistently failed to protect it's Ethnic Minority Citizens from Horrific Racial Abuse ; it is therefore fundamentally important that we use any means necessary to appropriately defend ourselves.

Unity must be a Paramount Component in our War Agaist Racism : Unless we all solidly join hands together in battle ; we will never (ever) be able to comprehensively defeat our Shameless Aggressors."

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi Sensationally Reads His Own Obituary . . . Says He Is (Very Much) Alive And Kicking . . .

INTERNATIONAL PRESS RELEASE : : : DIRECT FROM THE PRIVATE PRESS OFFICE OF PROFESSOR JOSEPH CHIKELUE OBI
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Dearest Fans ,

I have just been extremely privileged to read exceedingly tragic internet news relating to the purported 'death' of a one Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi ; which was supposed to have occured when my Red Mercedes Sportscar was said to have sensationally plunged off the summit of an oblivious coastal ravine - somewhere in Monaco , about 72 hours ago .

This is Totally Erroneous Nonsense and (Comprehensively Unreliable) Morbid Internet Garbage.

I have never ever been to Monte Carlo in my life - and my Mercedes Coupe is still elegantly parked in it's Garage.

The last time I looked in the mirror before me (about six seconds ago) , I was still breathing .

Best Wishes,

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

END OF PRESS STATEMENT
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Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi eyes Top LLD Law Degree . . .

We are exceedingly pleased to announce that the Chief Regulator of the Medical Licensing Commission and Provost , Royal College of Alternative Medicine , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin), is to proceed on part-time study leave from September 2008 - July 2011 ; to enable him duly focus part of his learned attention on an Internationally - Accredited Doctor of Laws (LLD) Degree Course at a Top European University.

During this particular period , Professor Obi will still remain at the regulatory helm of both RCAM and the MLC.


Thank You.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi confirms recently updated criteria for New Alternative Medicine Doctor Prefix Title . . .

It has been duly confirmed that Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) Provost , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , recently approved updated professional criteria for the Licensing of the New Prefix Title for Alternative Medicine Doctors and Practitioners.

An Additional Discretionary Fee (ADF) will now apply to certain Applicants.

Further announcements will be publicly made in due course.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi Named New Medical Profession Boss

It is has just been announced that Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) has formally accepted to serve as the Grand Master of the Medical Licensing Commission ; effectively paving the way for the creation of a Brand New Medical Profession.

Kindly click here for further details.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi Firmly Warns Quackometer Blog Owner Andrew Lewis To Lay Off His Family . . .

Alternative Medicine Strongman , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has decisively spat Fire, Hail and Brimestone at Mr Andy Lewis of the Quackometer Blog - after it sensationally emerged that the seemingly deranged Mr Lewis had been viciously harassing various members of Professor Obi's Immediately Family Circle.


Using two (2) seperate (well-drafted) online commentaries publicly posted in his Verbal Repository , the eminent Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi made it abundantly clear to Mr Andrew Lewis that he will not tolerate such utterly abominable behaviour (from Mr Lewis) in any manner , way , shape or form.


Professor Obi also maverickly used the landmark opportunity to appropriately retaliate - by defiantly dragging the Mother of Mr Andrew Lewis into the Free-For-All-Fight ; using almost every unrepeatable phrase in the Clinical Gynaecology Encyclopaedia . . .

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi defends Sarah Ferguson , the Duchess of York

Alternative Medicine Strongman , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has today staunchly defended the recent entry of HRH the Duchess of York into the UK Lifestyle Guru Arena.

Responding to questions in Dublin upon his return from an extended holiday abroad , Professor Obi said:

" There is far much more than enough work for all of us to eclectically do in the Healthy Living Arena - the more helpers we ultimately have , the better it will be for us all.

Her Royal Highness Sarah Duchess of York therefore has my full unflinching support in every single one of her noble endeavours.

Long may she reign . . . in her uphill battle against the UK Obesity Timebomb."

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi To Retrain Suspended UK Medical Doctors , Nurses , Dental Surgeons and Pharmacists . . .

NewsFlash ::: It is publicly announced that Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) is to henceforth openly accept applications from Medical Doctors who have been suspended (or permanently struck off) by the General Medical Council (GMC) of the United Kingdom ; together with other embattled Healthcare Professionals like Dental Surgeons , Nurses , Pharmacists and Physiotherapists.

Disclosing the Sensational News at the Weekend , the Eminent RCAM Provost and CEO , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) suavely averred :

" Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) fundamentally believes that Suspended Medical Doctors (and other embattled Healthcare Professionals) are an exceedingly valuable economic resource which commercially needs to be comprehensively tapped into ; as many of such individuals have already cost almost half a million dollars to statutorily put through Medical School - and can therefore very easily be ethically retrained in Evidence Based Alternative Medicine (EBAM) for the ultimate benefit of the General Public.

If the British Government foolishly chooses to wastefully send such Premium Healthcare Professionals to the Scrapheap for relatively trivial alleged violations, then Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) will have no other option but to eclectically pick these Exceedingly Precious Folk up from the Scrapheap ; and ultimately attempt to turn them into Healthy Living Gurus ".

All Interested Candidates are ethically advised to expediently visit the Official RCAM Website at www.ClinicalSchool.org , where they can fully complete the Online Contact Form for further details.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi advises Alternative Medicine Professionals to withdraw financial subscriptions to Hostile Professional Organizations

Controversial Alternative Medicine Guru , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has today advised Alternative Medicine Professionals to stop paying Annual Financial Subscriptions to organizations which are deemed hostile to Alternative Medicine.


Speaking from the Sunny Mediterranean , where he is currently enjoying an extended Easter Holiday , Professor Obi said:


" There is absolutely no point (whatsoever) in Alternative Medicine Professionals stubbornly staying where they are simply not wanted.

If you (as a Fully Qualified Wellness Consultant) were diligently contributing so many hundreds of dollars every year to a particular Greedy Professional Organization which suddenly then turned out to be exceedingly hostile to Alternative Medicine Gurus , then it may be exceedingly wise for you to financially pull the plug on that particular organization and channel your noble contributions elsewhere.

I (for one) have already since started pulling all my cash out of such Revoltingly Hostile Organizations ; and hopefully (by the end of this season) , I would have ethically optimized my exceedingly humble resources elsewhere. "

Dr Joseph Obi Boosts Wellness FM Viewing Figures With Landmark Charity Project In Aid Of Poor African Clinics . . .

Controversial Alternative Medicine Doctor and Black British Human Rights Campaigner , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , is soon set to charitably put his wealth of Medical Knowledge to humanitarian use , every Sunday Night at Midnight (GMT) , effective from the Summer of 2009 ; exclusively on the Award Winning YouTube Wellness FM Channel ( at YouTube.com/WellnessFM ).

Sensational News of his confirmed participation has just sharply sent Wellness FM Viewing Figures through the roof ; dramatically resulting in a totally unexpected entry into the YouTube Top 100 Honours List.

We shall ethically endeavour to keep you fully updated , as soon as the Video Cameras really start to roll in earnest.


Best Wishes,


International Press Office

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi Wishes Quackometer Well

Alternative Medicine Strongman and Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) Boss, Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has today sent out his very best wishes to the Quackometer Blog Owner Andy Lewis, who is currently transferring his Internet Service Provider (ISP) Ports from Netcetera Ltd to Positive Internet Ltd.


Alighting from the back seat of an Extended Black Daimler Limousine at the start of a Whirlwind Alternative Medicine Tour , essentially spanning right across the main length and breadth of the United Kingdom , a warmly chuckling Dr Obi said:


"The fact that I am currently suing the Quackometer's former Internet Service Provider (Netcetera Ltd) does not in any way forbid me to wish my die-hard foes at the Quackometer Blog all the very best in any future non-defamatory endeavours.

But if the Quackometer's current ISP (Positive Internet Ltd) decisively fails to tackle the legitimate concerns of the Alternative Medicine Fraternity , then we will have no other option but exert appropriate fiscal leverage through the commercial invoices of it's major client base, many of whom are (thankfully) exceedingly well known to us.

For each errant ISP (or Media Outfit), we will use a totally different strategy altogether ; as it is firmly against the law of Natural Justice for any one of them to be greedily making an outrageously easy living out of intensely amplifying our very own indelible pain and suffering.

So , all of those Tuppeny Defamers who are gleefully expecting us to use the very same modus operandi more than once, should please kindly think again.

My fundamentally humble message to all Skeptic Internet Service Providers (out there) today is therefore extremely loud and exceedingly clear : Stop condoning the ruthless harassment of Alternative Medicine Practitioners - or be fully prepared to face the dire financial consequences of your actions ! ".

Dr Joseph Obi Wins Again !

Financier of the Alternative Medicine Fights Back Campaign , Dr Joseph Obi , has maverickly brushed aside recent attempts to discredit him based on GMC Sponsored News Articles.

Speaking in Belfast where he is currently enjoying a wonderful weekend he said :

" When I was told that the Enemies of Alternative Medicine had recruited 5000 (Five Thousand) Bloggers to write rubbish about me 24 hours a day , ( every single day of the year ) , I said OK . . . Let's wait and see precisely what they will say . . . (Because in my view , it is a perfectly Good Military Tactic to sit back and watch them all come creeping out of the woodwork , so that I know precisely what their capabilities are).


So they came all creeping out like Vermin . . . All 5000 of them. They Googled . They Wriggled. They Spat. They Cursed . . . and They Left.

Now , after speedreading almost everything that they have written , and also carefully analyzing their strategies , I have reached the simple conclusion that their plan has massively backfired ; as all that their 5000 Blogposts have done is provide me with even more ammunition for my Multiple Lawsuits . . . both against the Hosting Company of the Defamatory Blog Itself and the General Medical Council.

The bottomline in all this is pure and simple : The 5000 have achieved absolutely nothing . . . and both the Hosting Company and the GMC will tearfully pick up the bill.


The fact that a gruesome set of GMC Sponsored Articles were written about me many years ago by Racist Bunch of Tuppeny Journalists does not make it a fact in law ; especially when the very person who they wrote about was never ever charged with any offence whatsoever.


I have absolutely no criminal record or criminal convictions whatsover . . . and anyone who implies otherwise should be firmly made to pay the supreme price for their actions. . . and that is why they are all so worried that my Legal Team is going after them all ; because they know that when we do eventually catch them , they will certainly not escape their due punishment.


So leave everything to me . . . All 5000 of them can go and colonize the whole of Google if they like , but mark my words : None of them will escape Justice - wherever they may be.


This is probably going to be the easiest £10 Million which I am ever going to make in my lifetime : Infact, I am seriously loving every single minute of it - Life couldn't possibly be any more sweeter than this ! "

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi Declares Victory Over General Medical Council . . .

Leader of Opposition against the General Medical Council , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has warmly advised UK Medical Doctors to eagerly prepare for what could possibly be their best year ever . . .


Speaking in Belfast , at the end of a Private Inspection Tour of an Alternative Medicine Facility , the Eminent Black British Human Rights Crusader delightfully said :


" 2007 was definitely one hell of a year for almost everybody , but it most very certainly still did have it's good points.

If there is one tough lesson which RemedyUK and all of the other Pressure Groups out there should have seriously learnt by now , it is the very simple fact Size does not really matter . . . at least when it comes to comprehensively getting your message directly across to the Corridors of Power in Downing Street.

What really counts is Stamina . . . "


When asked to clearly explain what he meant in a bit more detail , the Undisputed Doyen of Medical Politics diplomatically let out a few mischievious little chuckles before suavely continuing :

"When we started both of our Downing Street Petitions almost a year ago , someone in the GMC publicly boasted that we wouldn't get more than 2 Independently Validated Signatures - and that the whole GMC Abolition Campaign would sensationally collapse simply because (in their fickle-minded opinion) I was deemed to be Too Divisive and Too Anti-Establishment . . . whatever that means.

Thankfully , both of our Downing Street Petitions do seem to have done a little bit better than 2 Signatures at the present moment, at least so far , anyway.

But the profound beauty of the matter is that because we selflessly devoted one full year of Ear-Deafening Mayhem to our cause , over 200,000 Doctors in the United Kingdom will soon be enjoying the Profound Regulatory Benefits of an Absolutely Fabulous year".

Upon further questioning as to what exactly was going to be So Fabulous about the current year , he said :

"We begged for the GMC to be stripped of it's Core Adjudication Powers . . . and our prayers have recently just been resoundingly answered.

We also cried out for an Independent Clinical Tribunal to speedily come into force , and we are just about to get Parliamentary Legislation for it . . . in the form of the newly created Independent Adjudicator for the all of the Medical and Healthcare Professions.

We further appealed that the GMC also be stripped of it's Statutory Powers relating to Governance of Medical Education in the UK . . . and now (thanks to a recent report released only just a few days ago) that prayer is soon set to be firmly answered too , by way of the formation of an Independent Body to oversee Medical Education in the UK - even though it is highly likely that (due to serious logistics issues) the GMC may be temporarily asked to firmly handle all major facets of UK Medical Education , pending the arrival of such a long overdue body.

We additionally publicly called on the UK Government to have a tinsy winsy little look at Institutional Racism at the GMC . . . and (Lo and Behold) before we knew it , the Racial Equality Commissioners were avidly on the case , and (Hey Presto !) the 'New and Improved , Touchy Feely' GMC had dramatically rolled out it's Grand Old Dinosaurs and Big Guns for a Self-Serving (and Outrageously Nauseating) Ethnicity Census Tombola Party . . .

What's more , because the GMC is not about to be abolished anytime just yet , we have also been offered a Brand New Lease of Life and are now able to gloriously retain our Current Political Platform as an Independent Watchdog over the GMC ; for if the GMC had been abolished so soon , we would have then had to sadly pack our bags and gloomily trot of into the Sunset.

However , the most beautiful fact of all is that most of these Highly Momentous Gains were duly achieved with comparatively few Petition Signatures at all . . . So it was our Stamina which actually made us prevail in the long run , and not necessarily our Size. "



*NB : The General Medical Council Opposition Network would like to publicly thank the following Downing Street Signatories for their Fantastic Support over the past year :

Please kindly click here to view the full list of Validated Signatories for Downing Street Petition 1


Please kindly click here to view the full list of Validated Signatories for Downing Street Petition 2


Preliminary Comparative Analysis of the separate Downing Street Petitions above clearly suggests that 4 out of every 5 people would rather have the General Medical Council comprehensively abolished altogether , instead of trying to patch it up with one particular Investigation or another.

Happy New Year , Everybody - Aluta Continua !

Joseph Chikelue Obi Defies Gravity . . . As 5000 Defamatory Bloggers Launch Futile Struggle To Sink Him . . .

Alternative Medicine Strongman , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has today survived one of the Most Lethal Bloggers Assaults in Modern History , with almost Five Thousand Defamatory Bloggers woefully failing to sink him despite their use of the very latest Internet Spamming Technology.


Speaking from Belfast, where he is currently relaxing after a highly successful Campaign against the General Medical Council , the Eminent Political Gentleman flawlessly dismissed the attempt to sink him as a Woefully Futile Exercise saying :

" Let them drink Bile if they so wish : In the Interim , my Multiple Legal Actions have already started , and will maverickly proceed as planned . . . Come what may "

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi : Unstoppable !

WHAT THE POWERBROKERS HAVE TO SAY ABOUT DR JOSEPH CHIKELUE OBI :

Here is a tiny little recap of precisely what the Powers-That-Be really (really) think about Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) :

"The first thing which momentously strikes you about Joseph Chikelue Obi is his totally unique ability to effortlessly mingle where Angels even fear to tread.

That Guy is Fearless - Absolutely Fearless."

- Permanent Secretary , British Government , Whitehall , London


"Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi is a Survivor , not a Saint "

- Tabloid Newspaper Editor , Europe.


"Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi is Solid Living Proof that a Fully Qualified Medical Doctor can still be successful in countless other professional areas outside the field of Orthodox Clinical Medicine."

- University Vice Chancellor


"Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi spells very (very) serious trouble for us - He must be stopped immediately !"

-General Medical Council (GMC) Boss , London , UK


"Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi will probably go down in history as the Most Intrepid Medical Rebel of all time . . ."

- British Medical Association (BMA) Stalwart


"Joseph Chikelue Obi is simply unstoppable ; whatever anyone tries to do to him.

If you really can't handle that fact , then go take a flying leap into the Grand Canyon or someplace else"

- Seasoned International Diplomat


"At last we now have a Black British Doctor who is not afraid of holding the General Medical Council to account for all of it's racist atrocities over the past few centuries - Long live Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi"

- Ethnic Minority Leader , National Health Service (NHS)


"I simply cannot believe that you are just going to sit there smiling and let all of these Racists get away with this. Press charges against both them and the GMC , for heaven's sake. Sue them all . . . Do Something before they ruin you !!! "

- The totally embarrassed Senior Northumbria Police Officer who carefully verified all of Professor Joseph Obi 's Qualifications and gave him a clean bill of health , after a (Headline Hungry) Racist Newspaper Journalist (with very strong links to the UK Most Racist Political Party) conned him (and many others) into thinking that Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi was an UberQuack.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

Profound thanks for all of your wonderful support so far.



May the year 2008 ultimately turn out to be ten million times better than the year 2007 !



God Bless You !

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi Buys UK Clinic ?

It has just been revealed that Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi might be the Major Driving Force behind a private bid to convert an unused Government Clinic in the United Kingdom into an International Centre of Excellence for Evidence Based Alternative Medicine (EBAM).


Sources close to the National Health Service (NHS) have bluntly refused to comment on the issue ; while a key spokesperson for Professor Obi adamantly claimed that he was not in a position to formally confirm (or deny) the rumour.


A Public Statement from the Office of Joseph Chikelue Obi is expected sometime in the New Year of 2008.

Prof Obi : Alternative Medicine Publications 2008

Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) Strongman , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , warmly invites you to celebrate the launch of his 2008 Range of Self Medication eBooks , ethically targeted at those who cannot afford Appropriate Levels of Medical Cover and Healthcare Insurance.



Joseph Chikelue Obi is a Fully Qualified (and Lawfully Licensed) International Medical Doctor and Emeritus RCAM Visiting Professor ; with a Certified Core Specialist Interest in Evidence Based Alternative Medicine (EBAM)




About Self Medication Scripts :






Self-Medication Scripts are Short and Simple guidelines on how best to lawfully self-medicate your various Bodily States , in a Safe , Ethical and Cost-Effective manner.





They are specifically targeted at those who lack sufficient Health Insurance (or Medical Cover) ; with a view to ethically enhancing their Ultimate Wellness Potential within their rather limited financial budgets.





Although Self-Medication Scripts have the potential to healthily keep up to 90% of Clients out of hospital ; they in no way (whatsoever) replace conventionally appropriate Medical Advice from a Lawfully Licensed Local Physician or Surgeon.






Clients must therefore use their very own personal discretion quite resourcefully indeed ; as they may not necessarily need every single item listed in any particular Self-Medication Script.





Clients must also always advise their Lawfully Licensed Local Medical Doctors of any Self-Help Initiatives in the field of Complementary and Alternative Medicine (CAM) which they may possibly wish to ethically subscribe to.






Self Medication Scripts are only available via Electronic Download ; and cost just under US$10.





Please visit http://www.lulu.com/obi for more details

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi Rubbishes GMC Ethnicity Census

Controversial Black British Human Rights Activist , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has today publicly rubbished the ongoing Ethnicity Data Census which is currently being conducted by the General Medical Council.


Speaking in response to questions on arrival in Dublin , after a very successful Tour Abroad , the Eminent Professor Obi curtly said :


" The problem of Institutional Racism at the General Medical Council will only be solved by Radical Consensus , not Ethnic Census .


Ethnic Minority Doctors are hereby publicly advised to think thrice before they willingly surrender their Personal Ethnicity Data to any Institutionally Racist Organization like the GMC.


The Massive Ethnicity Data which is already on GMC Files has still not been used to it's fullest potential : So the GMC should first begin by candidly telling the General Public precisely what it has done with it's Current Data Sample of thereabouts 30% , before shamelessly asking Highly Embattled Ethnic Minority Doctors to eclectically provide it with the remaining 70%."

Royal College of Alternative Medicine : Scholarship Bonanza !

It has been publicly announced that Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) is to ethically waive 20% Off it's Evidence Based Alternative Medicine (EBAM) Fellowship Training Programme for Medical Graduates based in the United Kingdom.


Speaking over the weekend during an exclusive interview , a Spokesperson for RCAM said :


" The recent events relating to Medical Regulation in the United Kingdom has resulted in an exceedingly dramatic surge of enquiries concerning our programme.


What most Professionals seem to like about the RCAM Fellowship Programme is the fact that once you complete it , you do not have to pay anything else if you do not want to. This is in marked contrast to other Fellowship Programmes out there where you are technically bled dry every single year of your Professional Life in the name of Annual Subscription Fees , which , if you do not pay , will essentially make your Fellowship 'lapse'.


Another compliment which we have generally received is the fact that the RCAM Fellowship Certification technically allows you to do almost anything within the limits of your Professional Indeminity Schedule for Alternative Medicine.


What's more, one of the recommended Professional Indeminity (Liability) Insurance Schemes is portable globally , starting at just under £20 per month. The 100% Outsourced RCAM Business Model is totally Portable (and Replicatable) too , without any massive outlay costs (or ongoing scary overheads).


As most of the UK enquirers for the RCAM Fellowship Programme are Poor Junior Doctors with exceedingly limited sources of income (and huge debts) , RCAM has officially decided to waive 20% Off it's Standard Fellowship Training Fees for all UK Based Medical Graduates - with immediate effect.


An additional Easy Pay Solution for RCAM Fellowship Candidates will also be making it's debut quite soon indeed ,via the Medical Licensing Commission (MLC)".

Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM)

Message from the Most Distinguished RCAM (Royal College of Alternative Medicine) Provost , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM (Dublin) FRIPH (UK) FACAM (USA) MICR (UK) :


"Over the past few years , RCAM (Royal College of Alternative Medicine) has quietly had to ethically tolerate more than it's own fair share of wantonly unsubstantiated highly defamatory material liberally disseminated about it.


It is also very important to note that (despite RCAM's consistent vindication in every single area of such frivolous reports), absolutely none of these Media Outlets has morally found it appropriate to issue either public retractions or private apologies as soon as it miraculously dawned upon them that they had made the biggest goofs (not scoops) of the respective years in question.


RCAM would therefore like to publicly appeal to all Media Organizations to ethically realize that Royal College of Alternative Medicine is both a Statutorily Registered Trademark and a Legally Registered Entity. The FRCAM (Dublin) designation is also fully protected by Statute.


Should any Media Organization have any queries whatsoever about RCAM, then the best way to send them to us before publication is via our online Contact Form (available 24 hours a day at www.RoyalCAM.org ), which also enables us to keep a permanent lawful record of such noble enquiries.


The Media is also hereby alerted of a certain class of Clientelle who seem to be exceedingly eager to sell utterly grandiose stories to the Global Press , rather than settle their outstanding debts and invoices. The Media must diligently ask for such RCAM e-mails directly from their Reliable Sources, and also be 100% sure of what they intend to publish , before they go ahead and publish it . The same goes for Search Engines too.


Although RCAM has temporarily overlooked such a serious avalanche of defamatory offences against us up till now , we still strongly reserve the right to fiscally hold all of the various Media Organizations themselves fully liable for their actions ; as we have now come to the extremely wise conclusion that these Media Outlets are in a far better position to promptly pay us appropriate compensation for any untoward besmirchment thereof ".


About Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) :


RCAM (Royal College of Alternative Medicine) is an Officially Registered, Dublin-Based, Independent, Regulatory, Training and Empowerment Body for Qualified Wellness Consultants and their Associates from all over the world ; which solely aims to Protect the Public ; by raising Ethical Awareness ( and optimizing Best Professional Standards ) in Evidence Based Alternative Medicine (EBAM).

RCAM has absolutely no links whatsoever with any 'Royal Entity' of 'Similar' (or 'Presumed Similar') Nomenclature , Title , Calling , Being or Eminence.

Joseph Chikelue Obi : "I am above the General Medical Council"

Medically Qualifed Wellness Consultant ,Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi, has today caused yet more regulatory ripples by declaring himself to be 'over and above' the General Medical Council (GMC)of the United Kingdom.

Speaking to a cheering crowd of supporters on his triumphant arrival at Dublin International Airport , after a recent Chartered Flight to London, the Maverick GMC Critic said:

" Any Medical Graduate who is interested in practising Alternative Medicine must listen now - and listen well.

For any of you to get along in this field you must be one hundred times as strong as I am , as it is a 'dog eat dog' world out there.

The only reason why the General Medical Council has repetitively (and spectularly) failed to ruin me yet is pure and simple : I am a Thoroughly Competent , Fully Insured , Lawfully Certified and Comprehensively Licensed Alternative Medicine Guru of Good Standing - who consistently remains far above (and well ahead) of the General Medical Council (GMC) - 24 hours a day - every single day of the Year"




More Details coming soon !

Joseph Chikelue Obi : "The General Medical Council Cannot Stop Me"

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi sensationally proves that he is the Ultimate Medical Survivor :


Excerpts from his upcoming Quotes :



"The General Medical Council tried to corruptly strike me off the Medical Register - but shamefully failed.

The General Medical Council tried to sabotage my Masters Degree Programme in Public Health - but it also pitifully failed - while I successfully graduated againsts all the odds.

The General Medical Council was morbidly shocked when I passed all stages of the United States Medical Licensing Exam ( steps 1, 2 and 3 including the Clinical Skills Assessment ) - and even tried to mess that bit up to. Thankfully , the wise Americans politely told the GMC to go to Hell.


The General Medical Council has woefully tried to take me to Court using countless (successive) Fake Patients over the past few years - but has also consistently failed to get any of their tattered cases past the very first desk of the Crown Prosecution Service.

The General Medical Council tried desperately to hide the fact that I passed the GMC's very own PLAB Examination in flying colours - and at a particular point almost went as far as trying to destroy all the evidence. Luckily , I got hold of it first - and threw it right in their faces at the 11th hour.

The General Medical Council desperately tried to get the Northumbrian Police to cook up false charges against me - but yet again obliviously failed. Instead the utterly embarrassed Policemen profusely apologized and promptly closed the matter.

The General Medical Council sent the Racist Tabloid Newspapers after me - and they all woefully failed in rapid succession too. All I ultimately got was much more publicity and support from the General Public than I had ever imagined.

The General Medical Council (in concert with a Racist News Editor and the agents of the British National Party) sent arsonists , thieves and racists to burn down one of my Properties in Gateshead - but the Fire Brigade miraculously saved the day.

The General Medical Council tried to use False 'Fellowship (Internship) Applicants' to sabotage the operations of all my business interests - but God made sure that they all obliviously failed again and again and again.

At present , the General Medical Council is currently looking for all sorts of reasons to silence me , but is still having ity's avalanche of Corrupt Practices dramatically backfire right into it's miserable face.

The latest letter which I received from the GMC recently apologized for sitting on my GMC Registration entitlement for 2 whole years without even so much as ethically a single page of the documentation. But even then it still had the wrong name on it ! Thankfully, it is the Good Lord alone who has generously helped me survive (and excel) during every single moment of such bottomless regulatory wickedness.

At a particular point, the General Medical Council criminally used a Corrupt Magistrate to falsify Official GMC documents relating to my case - and I had to personally lodge a formal complaint about the matter to the Lord Chancellor who then stripped the utterly disgraceful Magistrate of almost all of his Judicial Powers and perpetually barred him from sitting in Court.

And now we have the GMC sending the 'half-wit' Quackometer Bloggers after me , who (by the way) don't even know the very meaning of the word 'Quack'.

So what else can the GMC possibly ever do to me , now ?


As far as God Almighty continues to be on my side ,I shall ethically remain far above the morally deficient General Medical Council - and well out of it's 'dumb-assed' tuppeny league.


The GMC ain't seen nothing yet : My Revelations must continue - Come what may "



Click Here to learn more about absolutely disgusting Finlay Scott and his alleged criminal accomplice role in a case of cold-blooded Medical Manslaughter - ruthlessly committed by outgoing GMC President Graeme Robertson Dawson Catto.


Also additionally click here to read more about the General Medical Council's SPECIAL PROCEDURE - which is specifically unleashed at those Rebellious Medical Doctors whom it cowardly views as a threat !



More details coming soon.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM (Dublin) : Childhood Hobbies : Streatham , London , UK

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi ( Cont'd )


*Writing, Drawing and Designing.



*Singing , Dancing and 'Cub-Scouting'.



*Serving Mass at the English Martyrs Roman Catholic Church (Streatham High Road , London)



*Biggest Childhood Regret : Not seeking out ( and SERIOUSLY hooking up with) Supermodel Naomi Campbell - who incidentally lived with her Mother - only just a mile (or so) away from me.


*Happiest Childhood Moment : Hopping onto a Jumbo Jet at Heathrow Airport for my Very First Term at a Top , Private , Catholic International Boarding School - which would dramatically lead to an exceedingly exponential series of events culminating in my utterly shocking graduation as a Fully Qualified Medical Doctor at the tender young age of 22 !

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM (Dublin) : The Big Black Battleaxe From Streatham !

* Name : Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi

*Star Sign : Pisces

*Place of Birth : Queen Charlotte' s Hospital , London , United Kingdom

*Citizenship : British ( European )

*Ethnicity : Black

*Build : Muscular

*Height : 6ft 2 inches

*Primary Education : St Andrew's Roman Catholic School , Streatham , London , UK

*Religion : Christian

*Intelligence Quotient (IQ) Score Range : 161- 165

*Core Personality Trait : Outrageously Rebellious

*Favourite Question : Where is the Undisputable Solid Evidence ?

*Favourite Catch Phrase : " It ain't over yet , Babe !"