Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi To Retrain Suspended UK Medical Doctors , Nurses , Dental Surgeons and Pharmacists . . .

NewsFlash ::: It is publicly announced that Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) is to henceforth openly accept applications from Medical Doctors who have been suspended (or permanently struck off) by the General Medical Council (GMC) of the United Kingdom ; together with other embattled Healthcare Professionals like Dental Surgeons , Nurses , Pharmacists and Physiotherapists.

Disclosing the Sensational News at the Weekend , the Eminent RCAM Provost and CEO , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin) suavely averred :

" Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) fundamentally believes that Suspended Medical Doctors (and other embattled Healthcare Professionals) are an exceedingly valuable economic resource which commercially needs to be comprehensively tapped into ; as many of such individuals have already cost almost half a million dollars to statutorily put through Medical School - and can therefore very easily be ethically retrained in Evidence Based Alternative Medicine (EBAM) for the ultimate benefit of the General Public.

If the British Government foolishly chooses to wastefully send such Premium Healthcare Professionals to the Scrapheap for relatively trivial alleged violations, then Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) will have no other option but to eclectically pick these Exceedingly Precious Folk up from the Scrapheap ; and ultimately attempt to turn them into Healthy Living Gurus ".

All Interested Candidates are ethically advised to expediently visit the Official RCAM Website at www.ClinicalSchool.org , where they can fully complete the Online Contact Form for further details.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi advises Alternative Medicine Professionals to withdraw financial subscriptions to Hostile Professional Organizations

Controversial Alternative Medicine Guru , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has today advised Alternative Medicine Professionals to stop paying Annual Financial Subscriptions to organizations which are deemed hostile to Alternative Medicine.


Speaking from the Sunny Mediterranean , where he is currently enjoying an extended Easter Holiday , Professor Obi said:


" There is absolutely no point (whatsoever) in Alternative Medicine Professionals stubbornly staying where they are simply not wanted.

If you (as a Fully Qualified Wellness Consultant) were diligently contributing so many hundreds of dollars every year to a particular Greedy Professional Organization which suddenly then turned out to be exceedingly hostile to Alternative Medicine Gurus , then it may be exceedingly wise for you to financially pull the plug on that particular organization and channel your noble contributions elsewhere.

I (for one) have already since started pulling all my cash out of such Revoltingly Hostile Organizations ; and hopefully (by the end of this season) , I would have ethically optimized my exceedingly humble resources elsewhere. "

Dr Joseph Obi Boosts Wellness FM Viewing Figures With Landmark Charity Project In Aid Of Poor African Clinics . . .

Controversial Alternative Medicine Doctor and Black British Human Rights Campaigner , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , is soon set to charitably put his wealth of Medical Knowledge to humanitarian use , every Sunday Night at Midnight (GMT) , effective from the Summer of 2009 ; exclusively on the Award Winning YouTube Wellness FM Channel ( at YouTube.com/WellnessFM ).

Sensational News of his confirmed participation has just sharply sent Wellness FM Viewing Figures through the roof ; dramatically resulting in a totally unexpected entry into the YouTube Top 100 Honours List.

We shall ethically endeavour to keep you fully updated , as soon as the Video Cameras really start to roll in earnest.


Best Wishes,


International Press Office

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi Wishes Quackometer Well

Alternative Medicine Strongman and Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) Boss, Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has today sent out his very best wishes to the Quackometer Blog Owner Andy Lewis, who is currently transferring his Internet Service Provider (ISP) Ports from Netcetera Ltd to Positive Internet Ltd.


Alighting from the back seat of an Extended Black Daimler Limousine at the start of a Whirlwind Alternative Medicine Tour , essentially spanning right across the main length and breadth of the United Kingdom , a warmly chuckling Dr Obi said:


"The fact that I am currently suing the Quackometer's former Internet Service Provider (Netcetera Ltd) does not in any way forbid me to wish my die-hard foes at the Quackometer Blog all the very best in any future non-defamatory endeavours.

But if the Quackometer's current ISP (Positive Internet Ltd) decisively fails to tackle the legitimate concerns of the Alternative Medicine Fraternity , then we will have no other option but exert appropriate fiscal leverage through the commercial invoices of it's major client base, many of whom are (thankfully) exceedingly well known to us.

For each errant ISP (or Media Outfit), we will use a totally different strategy altogether ; as it is firmly against the law of Natural Justice for any one of them to be greedily making an outrageously easy living out of intensely amplifying our very own indelible pain and suffering.

So , all of those Tuppeny Defamers who are gleefully expecting us to use the very same modus operandi more than once, should please kindly think again.

My fundamentally humble message to all Skeptic Internet Service Providers (out there) today is therefore extremely loud and exceedingly clear : Stop condoning the ruthless harassment of Alternative Medicine Practitioners - or be fully prepared to face the dire financial consequences of your actions ! ".

Dr Joseph Obi Wins Again !

Financier of the Alternative Medicine Fights Back Campaign , Dr Joseph Obi , has maverickly brushed aside recent attempts to discredit him based on GMC Sponsored News Articles.

Speaking in Belfast where he is currently enjoying a wonderful weekend he said :

" When I was told that the Enemies of Alternative Medicine had recruited 5000 (Five Thousand) Bloggers to write rubbish about me 24 hours a day , ( every single day of the year ) , I said OK . . . Let's wait and see precisely what they will say . . . (Because in my view , it is a perfectly Good Military Tactic to sit back and watch them all come creeping out of the woodwork , so that I know precisely what their capabilities are).


So they came all creeping out like Vermin . . . All 5000 of them. They Googled . They Wriggled. They Spat. They Cursed . . . and They Left.

Now , after speedreading almost everything that they have written , and also carefully analyzing their strategies , I have reached the simple conclusion that their plan has massively backfired ; as all that their 5000 Blogposts have done is provide me with even more ammunition for my Multiple Lawsuits . . . both against the Hosting Company of the Defamatory Blog Itself and the General Medical Council.

The bottomline in all this is pure and simple : The 5000 have achieved absolutely nothing . . . and both the Hosting Company and the GMC will tearfully pick up the bill.


The fact that a gruesome set of GMC Sponsored Articles were written about me many years ago by Racist Bunch of Tuppeny Journalists does not make it a fact in law ; especially when the very person who they wrote about was never ever charged with any offence whatsoever.


I have absolutely no criminal record or criminal convictions whatsover . . . and anyone who implies otherwise should be firmly made to pay the supreme price for their actions. . . and that is why they are all so worried that my Legal Team is going after them all ; because they know that when we do eventually catch them , they will certainly not escape their due punishment.


So leave everything to me . . . All 5000 of them can go and colonize the whole of Google if they like , but mark my words : None of them will escape Justice - wherever they may be.


This is probably going to be the easiest £10 Million which I am ever going to make in my lifetime : Infact, I am seriously loving every single minute of it - Life couldn't possibly be any more sweeter than this ! "

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi Declares Victory Over General Medical Council . . .

Leader of Opposition against the General Medical Council , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has warmly advised UK Medical Doctors to eagerly prepare for what could possibly be their best year ever . . .


Speaking in Belfast , at the end of a Private Inspection Tour of an Alternative Medicine Facility , the Eminent Black British Human Rights Crusader delightfully said :


" 2007 was definitely one hell of a year for almost everybody , but it most very certainly still did have it's good points.

If there is one tough lesson which RemedyUK and all of the other Pressure Groups out there should have seriously learnt by now , it is the very simple fact Size does not really matter . . . at least when it comes to comprehensively getting your message directly across to the Corridors of Power in Downing Street.

What really counts is Stamina . . . "


When asked to clearly explain what he meant in a bit more detail , the Undisputed Doyen of Medical Politics diplomatically let out a few mischievious little chuckles before suavely continuing :

"When we started both of our Downing Street Petitions almost a year ago , someone in the GMC publicly boasted that we wouldn't get more than 2 Independently Validated Signatures - and that the whole GMC Abolition Campaign would sensationally collapse simply because (in their fickle-minded opinion) I was deemed to be Too Divisive and Too Anti-Establishment . . . whatever that means.

Thankfully , both of our Downing Street Petitions do seem to have done a little bit better than 2 Signatures at the present moment, at least so far , anyway.

But the profound beauty of the matter is that because we selflessly devoted one full year of Ear-Deafening Mayhem to our cause , over 200,000 Doctors in the United Kingdom will soon be enjoying the Profound Regulatory Benefits of an Absolutely Fabulous year".

Upon further questioning as to what exactly was going to be So Fabulous about the current year , he said :

"We begged for the GMC to be stripped of it's Core Adjudication Powers . . . and our prayers have recently just been resoundingly answered.

We also cried out for an Independent Clinical Tribunal to speedily come into force , and we are just about to get Parliamentary Legislation for it . . . in the form of the newly created Independent Adjudicator for the all of the Medical and Healthcare Professions.

We further appealed that the GMC also be stripped of it's Statutory Powers relating to Governance of Medical Education in the UK . . . and now (thanks to a recent report released only just a few days ago) that prayer is soon set to be firmly answered too , by way of the formation of an Independent Body to oversee Medical Education in the UK - even though it is highly likely that (due to serious logistics issues) the GMC may be temporarily asked to firmly handle all major facets of UK Medical Education , pending the arrival of such a long overdue body.

We additionally publicly called on the UK Government to have a tinsy winsy little look at Institutional Racism at the GMC . . . and (Lo and Behold) before we knew it , the Racial Equality Commissioners were avidly on the case , and (Hey Presto !) the 'New and Improved , Touchy Feely' GMC had dramatically rolled out it's Grand Old Dinosaurs and Big Guns for a Self-Serving (and Outrageously Nauseating) Ethnicity Census Tombola Party . . .

What's more , because the GMC is not about to be abolished anytime just yet , we have also been offered a Brand New Lease of Life and are now able to gloriously retain our Current Political Platform as an Independent Watchdog over the GMC ; for if the GMC had been abolished so soon , we would have then had to sadly pack our bags and gloomily trot of into the Sunset.

However , the most beautiful fact of all is that most of these Highly Momentous Gains were duly achieved with comparatively few Petition Signatures at all . . . So it was our Stamina which actually made us prevail in the long run , and not necessarily our Size. "



*NB : The General Medical Council Opposition Network would like to publicly thank the following Downing Street Signatories for their Fantastic Support over the past year :

Please kindly click here to view the full list of Validated Signatories for Downing Street Petition 1


Please kindly click here to view the full list of Validated Signatories for Downing Street Petition 2


Preliminary Comparative Analysis of the separate Downing Street Petitions above clearly suggests that 4 out of every 5 people would rather have the General Medical Council comprehensively abolished altogether , instead of trying to patch it up with one particular Investigation or another.

Happy New Year , Everybody - Aluta Continua !

Joseph Chikelue Obi Defies Gravity . . . As 5000 Defamatory Bloggers Launch Futile Struggle To Sink Him . . .

Alternative Medicine Strongman , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has today survived one of the Most Lethal Bloggers Assaults in Modern History , with almost Five Thousand Defamatory Bloggers woefully failing to sink him despite their use of the very latest Internet Spamming Technology.


Speaking from Belfast, where he is currently relaxing after a highly successful Campaign against the General Medical Council , the Eminent Political Gentleman flawlessly dismissed the attempt to sink him as a Woefully Futile Exercise saying :

" Let them drink Bile if they so wish : In the Interim , my Multiple Legal Actions have already started , and will maverickly proceed as planned . . . Come what may "

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi : Unstoppable !

WHAT THE POWERBROKERS SAY ABOUT DR JOSEPH CHIKELUE OBI :



"Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi is Solid Living Proof that a Fully Qualified Medical Doctor can still be successful in countless other professional areas outside the field of Orthodox Clinical Medicine."

- University Vice Chancellor





"The first thing which momentously strikes you about Joseph Chikelue Obi is his totally unique ability to effortlessly mingle where Angels even fear to tread.

That Guy is Fearless - Absolutely Fearless."

- Permanent Secretary , British Government , Whitehall , London





"Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi spells very (very) serious trouble for us - He must be stopped immediately !"

-General Medical Council (GMC) Boss , London , UK







"Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi will probably go down in history as the Most Intrepid Medical Rebel of all time . . ."

- British Medical Association (BMA) Stalwart





"Joseph Chikelue Obi is simply unstoppable ; whatever anyone tries to do to him.

If you really can't handle that fact , then go take a flying leap into the Grand Canyon or someplace else"

- Seasoned International Diplomat




"At last we now have a Black British Doctor who is not afraid of holding the General Medical Council to account for all of it's racist atrocities over the past few centuries - Long live Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi"

- Ethnic Minority Leader , National Health Service (NHS)





"Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi is a Survivor , not a Saint "

- Tabloid Newspaper Editor , Europe.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

Profound thanks for all of your wonderful support so far.



May the year 2008 ultimately turn out to be ten million times better than the year 2007 !



God Bless You !

Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi Buys UK Clinic ?

It has just been revealed that Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi might be the Major Driving Force behind a private bid to convert an unused Government Clinic in the United Kingdom into an International Centre of Excellence for Evidence Based Alternative Medicine (EBAM).


Sources close to the National Health Service (NHS) have bluntly refused to comment on the issue ; while a key spokesperson for Professor Obi adamantly claimed that he was not in a position to formally confirm (or deny) the rumour.


A Public Statement from the Office of Joseph Chikelue Obi is expected sometime in the New Year of 2008.

Prof Obi : Alternative Medicine Publications 2008

Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) Strongman , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , warmly invites you to celebrate the launch of his 2008 Range of Self Medication eBooks , ethically targeted at those who cannot afford Appropriate Levels of Medical Cover and Healthcare Insurance.



Joseph Chikelue Obi is a Fully Qualified (and Lawfully Licensed) International Medical Doctor and Emeritus RCAM Visiting Professor ; with a Certified Core Specialist Interest in Evidence Based Alternative Medicine (EBAM)




About Self Medication Scripts :






Self-Medication Scripts are Short and Simple guidelines on how best to lawfully self-medicate your various Bodily States , in a Safe , Ethical and Cost-Effective manner.





They are specifically targeted at those who lack sufficient Health Insurance (or Medical Cover) ; with a view to ethically enhancing their Ultimate Wellness Potential within their rather limited financial budgets.





Although Self-Medication Scripts have the potential to healthily keep up to 90% of Clients out of hospital ; they in no way (whatsoever) replace conventionally appropriate Medical Advice from a Lawfully Licensed Local Physician or Surgeon.






Clients must therefore use their very own personal discretion quite resourcefully indeed ; as they may not necessarily need every single item listed in any particular Self-Medication Script.





Clients must also always advise their Lawfully Licensed Local Medical Doctors of any Self-Help Initiatives in the field of Complementary and Alternative Medicine (CAM) which they may possibly wish to ethically subscribe to.






Self Medication Scripts are only available via Electronic Download ; and cost just under US$10.





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Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi Rubbishes GMC Ethnicity Census

Controversial Black British Human Rights Activist , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has today publicly rubbished the ongoing Ethnicity Data Census which is currently being conducted by the General Medical Council.


Speaking in response to questions on arrival in Dublin , after a very successful Tour Abroad , the Eminent Professor Obi curtly said :


" The problem of Institutional Racism at the General Medical Council will only be solved by Radical Consensus , not Ethnic Census .


Ethnic Minority Doctors are hereby publicly advised to think thrice before they willingly surrender their Personal Ethnicity Data to any Institutionally Racist Organization like the GMC.


The Massive Ethnicity Data which is already on GMC Files has still not been used to it's fullest potential : So the GMC should first begin by candidly telling the General Public precisely what it has done with it's Current Data Sample of thereabouts 30% , before shamelessly asking Highly Embattled Ethnic Minority Doctors to eclectically provide it with the remaining 70%."

Royal College of Alternative Medicine : Scholarship Bonanza !

It has been publicly announced that Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) is to ethically waive 20% Off it's Evidence Based Alternative Medicine (EBAM) Fellowship Training Programme for Medical Graduates based in the United Kingdom.


Speaking over the weekend during an exclusive interview , a Spokesperson for RCAM said :


" The recent events relating to Medical Regulation in the United Kingdom has resulted in an exceedingly dramatic surge of enquiries concerning our programme.


What most Professionals seem to like about the RCAM Fellowship Programme is the fact that once you complete it , you do not have to pay anything else if you do not want to. This is in marked contrast to other Fellowship Programmes out there where you are technically bled dry every single year of your Professional Life in the name of Annual Subscription Fees , which , if you do not pay , will essentially make your Fellowship 'lapse'.


Another compliment which we have generally received is the fact that the RCAM Fellowship Certification technically allows you to do almost anything within the limits of your Professional Indeminity Schedule for Alternative Medicine.


What's more, one of the recommended Professional Indeminity (Liability) Insurance Schemes is portable globally , starting at just under £20 per month. The 100% Outsourced RCAM Business Model is totally Portable (and Replicatable) too , without any massive outlay costs (or ongoing scary overheads).


As most of the UK enquirers for the RCAM Fellowship Programme are Poor Junior Doctors with exceedingly limited sources of income (and huge debts) , RCAM has officially decided to waive 20% Off it's Standard Fellowship Training Fees for all UK Based Medical Graduates - with immediate effect.


An additional Easy Pay Solution for RCAM Fellowship Candidates will also be making it's debut quite soon indeed ,via the Medical Licensing Commission (MLC)".

Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM)

Message from the Most Distinguished RCAM (Royal College of Alternative Medicine) Provost , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM (Dublin) FRIPH (UK) FACAM (USA) MICR (UK) :


"Over the past few years , RCAM (Royal College of Alternative Medicine) has quietly had to ethically tolerate more than it's own fair share of wantonly unsubstantiated highly defamatory material liberally disseminated about it.


It is also very important to note that (despite RCAM's consistent vindication in every single area of such frivolous reports), absolutely none of these Media Outlets has morally found it appropriate to issue either public retractions or private apologies as soon as it miraculously dawned upon them that they had made the biggest goofs (not scoops) of the respective years in question.


RCAM would therefore like to publicly appeal to all Media Organizations to ethically realize that Royal College of Alternative Medicine is both a Statutorily Registered Trademark and a Legally Registered Entity. The FRCAM (Dublin) designation is also fully protected by Statute.


Should any Media Organization have any queries whatsoever about RCAM, then the best way to send them to us before publication is via our online Contact Form (available 24 hours a day at www.RoyalCAM.org ), which also enables us to keep a permanent lawful record of such noble enquiries.


The Media is also hereby alerted of a certain class of Clientelle who seem to be exceedingly eager to sell utterly grandiose stories to the Global Press , rather than settle their outstanding debts and invoices. The Media must diligently ask for such RCAM e-mails directly from their Reliable Sources, and also be 100% sure of what they intend to publish , before they go ahead and publish it . The same goes for Search Engines too.


Although RCAM has temporarily overlooked such a serious avalanche of defamatory offences against us up till now , we still strongly reserve the right to fiscally hold all of the various Media Organizations themselves fully liable for their actions ; as we have now come to the extremely wise conclusion that these Media Outlets are in a far better position to promptly pay us appropriate compensation for any untoward besmirchment thereof ".


About Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) :


RCAM (Royal College of Alternative Medicine) is an Officially Registered, Dublin-Based, Independent, Regulatory, Training and Empowerment Body for Qualified Wellness Consultants and their Associates from all over the world ; which solely aims to Protect the Public ; by raising Ethical Awareness ( and optimizing Best Professional Standards ) in Evidence Based Alternative Medicine (EBAM).

RCAM has absolutely no links whatsoever with any 'Royal Entity' of 'Similar' (or 'Presumed Similar') Nomenclature , Title , Calling , Being or Eminence.

Joseph Chikelue Obi : "I am above the General Medical Council"

Medically Qualifed Wellness Consultant ,Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi, has today caused yet more regulatory ripples by declaring himself to be 'over and above' the General Medical Council (GMC)of the United Kingdom.

Speaking to a cheering crowd of supporters on his triumphant arrival at Dublin International Airport , after a recent Chartered Flight to London, the Maverick GMC Critic said:

" Any Medical Graduate who is interested in practising Alternative Medicine must listen now - and listen well.

For any of you to get along in this field you must be one hundred times as strong as I am , as it is a 'dog eat dog' world out there.

The only reason why the General Medical Council has repetitively (and spectularly) failed to ruin me yet is pure and simple : I am a Thoroughly Competent , Fully Insured , Lawfully Certified and Comprehensively Licensed Alternative Medicine Guru of Good Standing - who consistently remains far above (and well ahead) of the General Medical Council (GMC) - 24 hours a day - every single day of the Year"




More Details coming soon !

Joseph Chikelue Obi : "The General Medical Council Cannot Stop Me"

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi sensationally proves that he is the Ultimate Medical Survivor :


Excerpts from his upcoming Quotes :



"The General Medical Council tried to corruptly strike me off the Medical Register - but shamefully failed.

The General Medical Council tried to sabotage my Masters Degree Programme in Public Health - but it also pitifully failed - while I successfully graduated againsts all the odds.

The General Medical Council was morbidly shocked when I passed all stages of the United States Medical Licensing Exam ( steps 1, 2 and 3 including the Clinical Skills Assessment ) - and even tried to mess that bit up to. Thankfully , the wise Americans politely told the GMC to go to Hell.


The General Medical Council has woefully tried to take me to Court using countless (successive) Fake Patients over the past few years - but has also consistently failed to get any of their tattered cases past the very first desk of the Crown Prosecution Service.

The General Medical Council tried desperately to hide the fact that I passed the GMC's very own PLAB Examination in flying colours - and at a particular point almost went as far as trying to destroy all the evidence. Luckily , I got hold of it first - and threw it right in their faces at the 11th hour.

The General Medical Council desperately tried to get the Northumbrian Police to cook up false charges against me - but yet again obliviously failed. Instead the utterly embarrassed Policemen profusely apologized and promptly closed the matter.

The General Medical Council sent the Racist Tabloid Newspapers after me - and they all woefully failed in rapid succession too. All I ultimately got was much more publicity and support from the General Public than I had ever imagined.

The General Medical Council (in concert with a Racist News Editor and the agents of the British National Party) sent arsonists , thieves and racists to burn down one of my Properties in Gateshead - but the Fire Brigade miraculously saved the day.

The General Medical Council tried to use False 'Fellowship (Internship) Applicants' to sabotage the operations of all my business interests - but God made sure that they all obliviously failed again and again and again.

At present , the General Medical Council is currently looking for all sorts of reasons to silence me , but is still having ity's avalanche of Corrupt Practices dramatically backfire right into it's miserable face.

The latest letter which I received from the GMC recently apologized for sitting on my GMC Registration entitlement for 2 whole years without even so much as ethically a single page of the documentation. But even then it still had the wrong name on it ! Thankfully, it is the Good Lord alone who has generously helped me survive (and excel) during every single moment of such bottomless regulatory wickedness.

At a particular point, the General Medical Council criminally used a Corrupt Magistrate to falsify Official GMC documents relating to my case - and I had to personally lodge a formal complaint about the matter to the Lord Chancellor who then stripped the utterly disgraceful Magistrate of almost all of his Judicial Powers and perpetually barred him from sitting in Court.

And now we have the GMC sending the 'half-wit' Quackometer Bloggers after me , who (by the way) don't even know the very meaning of the word 'Quack'.

So what else can the GMC possibly ever do to me , now ?


As far as God Almighty continues to be on my side ,I shall ethically remain far above the morally deficient General Medical Council - and well out of it's 'dumb-assed' tuppeny league.


The GMC ain't seen nothing yet : My Revelations must continue - Come what may "



Click Here to learn more about absolutely disgusting Finlay Scott and his alleged criminal accomplice role in a case of cold-blooded Medical Manslaughter - ruthlessly committed by outgoing GMC President Graeme Robertson Dawson Catto.


Also additionally click here to read more about the General Medical Council's SPECIAL PROCEDURE - which is specifically unleashed at those Rebellious Medical Doctors whom it cowardly views as a threat !



More details coming soon.

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM (Dublin) : Childhood Hobbies : Streatham , London , UK

*Writing, Drawing and Designing.



*Singing , Dancing and 'Cub-Scouting'.



*Serving Mass at the English Martyrs Roman Catholic Church (Streatham High Road , London)



*Biggest Childhood Regret : Not seeking out ( and SERIOUSLY hooking up with) Supermodel Naomi Campbell - who incidentally lived with her Mother - only just a mile (or so) away from me.


*Happiest Childhood Moment : Hopping onto a Jumbo Jet at Heathrow Airport for my Very First Term at a Top , Private , Catholic International Boarding School - which would dramatically lead to an exceedingly exponential series of events culminating in my utterly shocking graduation as a Fully Qualified Medical Doctor at the tender young age of 22 !

Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM (Dublin) : The Big Black Battleaxe From Streatham !

*Star Sign : Pisces

*Place of Birth : Queen Charlotte' s Hospital , London , United Kingdom

*Citizenship : British ( European )

*Ethnicity : Black

*Build : Muscular

*Height : 6ft 2 inches

*Primary Education : St Andrew's Roman Catholic School , Streatham , London , UK

*Religion : Christian

*Intelligence Quotient (IQ) Score Range : 161- 165

*Core Personality Trait : Outrageously Rebellious

*Favourite Question : Where is the Undisputable Solid Evidence ?

*Favourite Catch Phrase : " It ain't over yet , Babe !"